Real, Living Human Being Eats Horse Food - "Hayburger" - From Cartoon, Posts Experience on 4chan by


Today, an anon on /mlp/ decided to recreate Twilight's fast food menu choice from that episode where the CMC's brag about being friends with celebrities. Yeah, I don't remember the name right now, and it's not that important, compared to the fact that I'm telling you a human being put a bunch of rabbit-feed HAY on a McDonald's Bacon Tomato Deluxe and consumed it, while live-posting his experience.

That's ONE way to get nominated for an /mlp/ end-of-the-year award. 

Hopefully not in the "Rest In Peace" category.

Here. Come vomit with us.





Fear of death was not a factor, and potentially a welcome possibility.





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  2. Eating hay is probably safe. You'll just have to chew it a real long time, or else it will have all the jagged points and edges that make the GI tract unhappy. Cellulose is no joke.

    Also, who said that Twilight's hayburger was uncooked? That's the real autism here.

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  3. Based and redpilled

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  4. Still better than in-n-out

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  5. Copycat :D

    We did that in 2013, in Czech republic at our annual Winter karaoke. Was a bitch to clean that chocolate fountain thou, spent like hour on that..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOrbSvdGLDM

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  6. didn't even fry it?

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    I wonder if we're going to see a post about the frozen cum jar project as well.

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  8. anon is fucking gay

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    1. FUCK YES I AM!
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    2. anon needs to leave tinker alone
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    3. PURPLE TINKER NEEDS TO STOP BEING A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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  9. This guy probably didn't even really eat and swallow it. He just took one bite and chewed it and took a picture of it in his mouth. I call shenanigans on this guy who claims he actually ate it!

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  10. What the hay?! Although health freaks do basically blend grass and serve it as a smoothie.

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  11. You know what else animal eat? their own shit. Go on, I'm waiting

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    1. Eat Shit and Die
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    2. hey friend, we're not talking to purple tinker here, just relax

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  13. The food is special, I also want to try it.

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