Cringe Corner: A stalker brony named "Stalker" - Lightning Stalker / Neon Notes threatening / harassing people by

If you agree to be his boyfriend, he'll make you some sandwiches.

As the community continues to wrestle with the fallout of ToonGate, another contender for creepiest Cringe Corner character has crawled out of the shadows onto everyone's twitter feeds. A stalker, who literally goes by the name "Lightning Stalker" (along with several other aliases) has been showing off his skills as a true pickup artist....by literally messaging HUNDREDS of twitter users, and asking "can I be your boyfriend"?




But it doesn't stop there.




Lightning Stalker - currently going by the handle of "Dark Storm" (because "stalker" wasn't quite edgy enough for this casanova) and "Neon Notes" - first showed up on our radar when he approached a friend with his trademark pick-up line "Can I be your boyfriend?"
As cringey as that is, we're well used to seeing desperate, completely oblivious, and otherwise unstable horny bronies all the time.

If there are ever any "Hot" singles in your area, you should probably ask WHY they're single.

It wasn't until he was reported to us as allegedly having threatened a person's girlfriend over private message that prompted us to look deeper....and discover he is the Jose Mendoza of digital dating.




Publicly, he is notorious for demanding the attention and affection of any account that happens to respond to his carpet-bombing approach to Erotic Role Play.



By which we mean, he literally messages every pony-related account he seems to encounter on Twitter with this pickup-line: "Hi".


This happens on ALL of his currently active accounts (other ones he links to have been suspended by Twitter, hard to guess why).



 No, seriously, there are HUNDREDS of these.


When "Hi" doesn't work, he resorts directly to requesting to be refollowed, so that he can get down to his real intentions: getting that sweet, sweet, cyber sex.



Or, doing...whatever this is.



At one point, he actually tried to seduce an eBooks chat bot, completely unaware that there was nobody on the other end of the line.


This went on a looong time.



Now, I know what you're thinking;
"sure he's a creepy desperate idiot, but has he actually done anything?"
I'm glad you asked!


The answer, as it seems, is "Yes! He threatens the people who get creeped out by him!"





For those of you who can't read it, a twitter user named DoublePlay caught Stalker threatening someone close to him using the "NeonNotes" account.

Stalker's Defense?

"I am hardly on that account, so I didn't threaten your girl." 


He then repeatedly claims to be telling the truth.





Then when confronted with the easily retrievable chatlogs, he just says "I stopped messaging her."


"JUST LET ME BE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I WILL STOP ASKING"

That's totally a rational message to send a total stranger on the Internet. This will definitely get you laid and not under investigation for sexual harassment. 




Other users have made mention that he approaches people without regard to their real life age, when seeking out these erotic role play / relationship partners (which is believable given the sheer number of solicitations he has made over the last several months).




It was after this, that one twitter user involved contacted filed a police report about Lightning Stalker's behavior, and even posted screenshots to prove it. We're unsure how effective this will be, considering all signs point to him being Australian (those damn Aussies again).





These are not isolated incidents.
Not by a longshot.


Honestly, there's so much here, that we're just going to post all the screencaps we have.




"Recent: Big Boobs"
Quality search history right there.





"No" means "ask at least 4 more times".


















But that's not all! 

PLOT TWIST: 
He's not even some edgy idiot 12 year old like people expected


Which means to ALL the people who WERE sexting this guy before then, congratulations! You were sexting a minor! Welcome to the ToonKritic Club!


Tough Break Sophia 

By now, it is very likely that he has turned 18, or will be soon, but his short-fused ill-tempered unstable behavior has shown no signs of improvement. If approached by his accounts, it is likely in your best interest to ignore him. OR, send us screencaps. Either is fine.

UPDATE: We have an age and a photo
He claims to be 18 now.


Wait, shit that's Thurman Merman



THIS is Neon Notes / Lightning Stalker







We now return you to our ongoing Pony-fan Pedophilia Apologist investigation, already in-progress.


Comments (30)

  1. Can I be your boyfriend please

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  2. Can I be your
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  3. death by crows is what he needs

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  4. Sounds like he has a bright future as a pony analyst.

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    1. He already has a shitty looking OC for the group shots too.

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  5. PURPLE TRANNY IS A PEDO!
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  6. Thank gob I use a gemsona for my Twitter

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  8. He's following me, yet I haven't been asked
    tfw even you aren't good enough for him

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  9. Boyfriend for Algernon.

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  10. Wow, this guy is not only an attention whore, he needs to get locked up, considering what he's doing is sexual harassment and borderline sex offense, there is no way this guy is going to get anyone at all (wouldn't be surprised if his "boyfriend" is either his right hand or an MLP sex plush), all I can definitely see is a lonely, smelly old basement dweller.

    Fucking bronies/cloppers man...

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  11. I WANNA CUM INSIDE MINTY ROOT

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  12. http://ask-sunrise-tune-mod.tumblr.com/post/169639944851/quick-little-message-here-this-person-by-the

    https://chromchill.tumblr.com/post/169641749096

    Heres a couple tumblr posts made about him

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    1. He claims that "you aren't cheating on your gf when you are dating a guy"? Fucking retarded, thy name is Lightning Striker.

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  13. This fandom has way too many weirdos in it.

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  14. >ToonKritic runs to the furry fandom instead of turning himself in.

    Wow, not even owning up to his heinous acts and instead running away. Hope karma catches up and hits him like a freight train.

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    1. And funnily enough the furry fandom itself has pedophiles in it too, hope he gets what he deserves.

      Also Lightning Stalker is a hypocrite: he's against ToonKritic and what he did yet he's doing an act himself that's just as bad.

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  16. I'm sure you can tell that he's putting up a façade and excessively tries to get reactions from people using shock-value right? Can't you tell he's laughing his ass off on his computer masturbating to this post right now? Jesus, it's like you people can't even tell who's acting stupid on purpose nowadays.

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    1. It's 20-fucking-18. Nobody knows who's being serious nowadays. Poe's law is in full effect now.

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    2. even if he is pretending and fucking around he THREATENED MY GIRL and it fucked with her mentally for a while so if he is joking then he is still a cock sucking douche bag that deserves to burn in hell

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  17. He messaged me too.

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  18. Cringe Corner character has crawled out of the shadows แบล็คแจ็คออนไลน์ onto everyone's twitter feeds.

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  19. It's amazing, I'm glad I read it. Super news

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