Equestria Girls "Workout Routine" - Get off your ass and do the Dragon Mating Dance / Territory Marker by



Remember when we posted about the tidal wave of Kid's channel lewd garbage that had flooded every conceivable tag on Youtube? Well as a result of those channels, we now see more of it than we had ever wanted to. Most of it is the same sort of garbage, but THIS is different.

Here, we have a "Scientific 7 Minute Workout Video with Twilight Sparkle. It features 12 exercises deploying only body weight, a wall and a chair." The routine, is actually pretty solid....
...but the names are amazing.




The video pulls no punches and seems blissfully aware that the people who will be doing these routines are not children (despite the channel being named  "Apps For Kids"). But given how much of an issue Childhood obesity is, if this gets kids moving, then we're all in favor of it.


I don't think some of these could even be classified as "Yoga"


But fuckit, we hereby challenge you, the reader, to complete this 7 minute workout routine.

Oh, and to top it all off; Epic Sax Guy plays on the background

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  2. If this was pony Twi I would probably just be fapping right now. :3

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  3. P U R P L E T R A N N Y !

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