Violent Underaged Drinker Assaults Man at Pony Convention, defies ban at BABS by

Here at HN, we often like to give the fandom a chance to tack their keyboards, and flex their journalism muscles. Throughout the last several years we've seen many writers come, and go. Anon or otherwise, everyone seemed grateful, regretful, and even...happy? To have contributed to the fandom in some way.

All, except one.


It's often said you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds, and nothing proves this adage more true than a tubby lad by the name of “Big Will.E”...well, he's actually known by several names now, including “Roofucker”, “Lyin' Willy”, and our personal favorite “Wayne Brady's Nephew”.

This story starts one year ago in the distant time of 2016, and ends with BABScon17. The Bay Area Brony Spectacular was in it's 3rd year at the time, and Horse News was there to soak up the drama, do some interviews, and party hard. Party hard we did, for we packed the room to the gills and the liquor poured plenty far into the night, and when all was said and done, the room was trashed, and hot. 


So hot, in fact, we needed to boot many fine con-goers because that place felt as if it were on fire. We lost a few good men from “””””heat casualties””””” (sadly, not Chelis), but by the end of the con everyone was happy, tired, and ready to bail. Everyone except a new face to the con-scene “Big Will.E” who many of you might recall as “That one Aussie guy” as pictured below.


“The Look of Regret” - By Anon, April of 2016

Big Will.E was incredibly interested in helping the HN crew with interviews, party planning, and articles. We were more than happy to welcome him to our ranks, and even happier to let him host the party for BABScon17.


Then the next 365 days happened.

In the time that followed BABS16 young William proved himself to be quite the young upstart, bringing people together, assembling a Discord server, and even hosting his own little gathering to stave off the post-con blues. However, the first signs of Willy's incompetence came about when he began to hang out with one of our reporters. Driving her everywhere, buying dinners, a nice drawing tablet, all while asking for not even a dime. With a smile and the tip of his fedora he made it clear to the lady in a long-term-relationship that all he needed was to see her vagina happy. Sadly, when this poor misguided female went against all expectations and actually rejected Roo's advances, he was cursed with such ass-damage, that some say still rages to this day.

Coincidentally, that woman happened to be the bartender for all our parties.


She's having a great time! Really!

The months flew by and Willy refused to reach an agreement with our bartender, eventually he saw the error of his ways and learned some humility; and how to talk to people.



Oh, wait. No, he didn't.

Eventually, it became too hard for Big Will.E to handle the abrasive nature of this woman and he was simply forced to hand over management of the party to another Anon.






He then would make insulting HN a very constant habit.

As a result the party marked the first time in /mlp/ history that several VIPs showed up to a party, no noise complaints, no shut downs, and no “heat casualties”.

A bit of a downer, I know.

It was around the time our anonymous VIP's showed up that Big Will.E arrived back in the room he had neglected all weekend; outside of the occasional visit to bully the bartender and get barked at by the host.

Before scaring her from the room with his thirst she asked him a question

“Oh, are you with Horse News?” one of the VIPs asked

“Oh fuck no, I'm not a part of Horse News” replied Willy

Please see one of Willy's previous HN articles below.

http://www.horse-news.net/2016/01/pacific-ponycon-diamond-cunt-perspective.html

There are several others, but this one is enough for a life-time for Aussie-ramblings.

But all of this was just a precursor to the events that would take place at Pacific Pony Con 2017. You see, by that time information had surfaced that put many clues into perspective for us; and that we had been lied to.

Little Willi was just barely 20 years old.



What is aiding in the delinquency of a minor?

Now, we here at HN enjoy an arousing good time of inappropriate humor, a horsecock on a wall, fuck, even a tub of mayo accidentally spread deep on the carpets of some Baltimore convention center. What we can't condone, however, is actual illegal activity. It became immediately apparent, that at previous events he had repeatedly lied about his age, and somehow gained entrance to parties without proper verification. How he accomplished this or who vouched for him at the time is an unknown detail long-lost to time, but future criminal offenses certainly could not be allowed. More rigorous identity and age-verification methods would then need to be employed at future events as a result of this discovery. After a long discussion, we made the move to bar William from our PPC party; not a huge deal, right? We'll just take him out into the lobby, tell it to him straight. He'll appreciate not getting turned down at the door in front of all his friends right?

On January 6th, 2017 at 7:31pm, William physically and verbally assaulted a Horse News reporter in the front of the Pacific Ponycon Hotel.

William shoved an HN reporter up against a wall, and strangled him by the throat before being pulled off by nearby witnesses. Police were called, the hotel and con alerted, and when it was all said and done young William was ejected from the hotel, and banned from Pacific Ponycon, permanently. When the victim was asked why he didn't immediately press charges, he responded with

“I think sitting in cuffs, in the back of a police car really got the message through. Roo has been insulting HN ever since he left back at NMND; no one could be stupid enough to continue being a dick after something like this.”




Time makes fools of us all.


You just left? A con you had been planning for months?



No; you were escorted out. 



Even your more inquisitive friends knew better

His attitude clearly did not change after the event, going so-far as to change his avatar to a photo of Wayne Brady (A reference to Chapelle’s show’s “Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?” sketch) in chatrooms, a move many who were aware of the incident saw as gloating about what he had done.




Take a tip from Brady-sama and accept your baldness, makes it a lot easier to deal with.

When it became clear Big Will.E hadn't learned a thing, HN stepped in and alerted every con within reach of the balding 20-year old with a neckbeard, that there was a violent criminal intent on attending who was looking for confrontation. It was to our collective relief when BABScon discreetly banned him from their events, permanently.

To be specific, “I hate to do it, but I've literally done everything I can to exonerate you here, and I can't. I can't have you at BABScon,” an Anonymous BABS's official said in a black-and-white statement to William on February 23rd.

“He knows he’ll be escorted out if he’s seen on premises,” the same official said in a follow-up.


Now, I know this joke is old by now but surely Willy would get the hint by now, right?



If you guessed “Yes” you're about as naive as me!

Wait a cotton-picking minute...you PLANNED on going to the con you were banned from?


That daki look familiar? Well, in Big Will.E's attempt to shit on the analyst community (something we can all get behind, seriously, a lot of the drama we reported on has been about that particular bunch) he gave us the evidence needed to prove he had showed up to BABS anyway. A contest was held and from it, Willy boy here earned a zero-expenses paid stay at the fabulous Double Tree in Burlingame, where he was free to spend the rest of his con in the quiet confines of a double queen bedroom and a potential free upgrade from a “1-year ban” to a luxurious “Permanent ban” from BABScon.

In the end, Willy may never learn, and may be left to apologize to everyone but the person he's assaulted in failed attempts to garner sympathy, but this is about much more than some violent neckbeard now…

This article is meant to be several things, namely a warning about having too big of an ego or thinking you're above the rules. 
This is not an attack on any person or organization connected to Willy, but rather an expose on the actions of Willy himself. He has chosen to ignore his actions for a year now, and shows no signs of actual remorse. In addition, those affected by his poor choices are well beyond the point of listening after a year of his nonsense. This should serve as reminder to people that even the best-looking lawns have worms. 

He has shown a repeated flagrant disregard for authority, decency, and the law. He has lied to and misled his own friends and people who trusted him. This is clearly not the entire extent of his wrongdoing, but the extent of what is relevant to this case.

We hope this serves as a wake up call and he turns himself around, but we have no sign of that being the case.

I mean, it's all just bantz, right? :^)

Comments (90)

  1. Good job Stouts, make it less obvious it is you next time. In the meantime we'll continue to work on hosting great parties on our own where many people outside your pretentious circlejerk can have tons of fun.

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    1. >implying

      Go to bed Roo, you have school in the morning.

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    2. > we'll continue to work on hosting great parties on our own
      *without you Roo since you will be banned from cons over your autism
      fify

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    3. If y'all think all your problems can always be blamed on a single individual instead of accepting the fact that you are no longer an authority nor an influence over a large amount of people, I don't know what to tell ya.

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    4. The fuck are you talking about?
      This is an article about one man being a violent criminal, it has nothing to do with "a large amount of people"

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    5. "an authority nor an influence over people"

      Wait, is this how Roo and co. see themselves? As authorities and influential figures within a fandom? These are pretty pathetic accolades to award oneself by insinuation.
      >"WE'RE IN CHARGE NOW!"
      >fighting a shadow war to be kings of the dung heap
      This is weapons grade autism.

      The delinquency of a minor bit is a big issue that people should pay attention to. If you're of age and you're at a party that gets busted (and police were frequently lurking the halls this year) you're the one who will land himself in the back of a squad car. Roo must've either lied to his friends about his age or his friends were idiots that knew and didn't care that his presence put everyone else in the room in danger of serious prosecution if caught.

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    6. >cop busts into party
      >everyone except roo is 21
      "(3) Any person who violates subdivision (c) shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail for a minimum term of six months not to exceed one year, by a fine of one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by both imprisonment and fine."

      >everyone gets jail time or fined
      soooo worth it so some retard can drink grey goose

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  2. This entire article bleeds of unnecessary drama

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    1. Welcome to the pony fandom newfriend
      grab a seat
      we're in this for at least 3 more years

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  3. Why are Australians always such faggots?

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    1. he's not even a REAL Australian
      he pretends to be one by choice

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  4. Did this really need an article?

    What happened at PPC wasn't good, but from what I can tell, Roo knew he messed up and was ready to move on afterwards. And instead of burying the hatchet, a few of you responded by being petty and got him banned from BABS? Really?

    "Violent criminal". Give me a break. You guys pulled a d-bag move by kicking him from your PPC party just to get back at him from leaving the site. You couldn't care less if he was 21 or not - when you found out, it gave you an excuse to act like dicks, and you took it. What he did in response wasn't right, but you could have avoided it by telling him before the con in a civil manner. Instead you chose to wait until the con was happening because you knew the news would sting there the most.

    Also: you snitched on him for minding his own business in his own room at BABS? That's...pretty fucking pathetic, actually.

    Less articles about personal disputes against former staff, more on actual douchebaggery and drama please.

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    1. From what I've heard, it wasn't that he was banned from BABS because of what HN did, but because some of the higher ups from BABScon heard about it (including Sonya, who was on Tinker's boat con or whatever).

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    2. ""Violent criminal". Give me a break. You guys pulled a d-bag move by kicking him from your PPC party just to get back at him from leaving the site. "

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH No. Half the admins had never even heard of him.

      you snitched on him for minding his own business in his own room at BABS?
      If only that were the case. Try again.

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    3. "When it became clear Big Will.E hadn't learned a thing, HN stepped in and alerted every con within reach of the balding 20-year old with a neckbeard, that there was a violent criminal intent on attending who was looking for confrontation."

      How am I supposed to interpret this as anything but "Some of us here on the site tried to get him banned from all other cons." Even if BABS heard about it in another way, there was still an attempt made to ruin him.

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    4. An attempt was made to keep him away from the people he was harrassing. If you count that as "ruining him" then you're right.

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    5. "Was ready to move on".
      Oh Im so relieved that the strangler was ready to move past the assault he committed.
      "Ready to apologize" would have been a start maybe.

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    6. Man they sure were dicks for not being willing to risk jailtime for a guy they didn't trust. What a bunch of assholes!

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    7. If they wanted to ruin him they would have pressed charges or released his real name.

      They gave him a chance to walk away and he didn't.

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    8. ROO DID NOTHING WRONG

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    9. "Violent" - he choked someone
      "Criminal" - he committed crimes
      yes, that is the definition and it is used properly

      "What he did in response wasn't right, but you could have avoided it"
      HOLY SHIT, WE HAVE AN ACTUAL TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF VICTIM BLAMING

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  5. a few things:
    1. There are underage HN staff who've drank at HN-run /mlp/arties. The author may not be aware of it, but it happened, and continues to happen. It's not worth getting upset about, particularly when HN lets their staff get away with it.

    2. Willy was never on the con floor. It was the result of a misunderstanding that he defied BABS's rules. It wasn't understood that hotel rooms on the party floor are considered con territory, afaik.

    3. Not insulting those who associate with Willy is appreciated. Genuinely, thanks.

    4. Sorta shitty of the individual who took the above photo to show up the the suite under the guise of being cordial and healing divides, only to perpetuate a conflict that had ended months ago. It's pretty well-known who it was.

    5. It's important to keep in mind the serious part of this story ended in 2016, and the only newsworthy development at BABS17 is "Willy hangs out with friends in hotel room, and HN contributor reports him". Feel sorta revenge-y of HN to escalate.

    6. I really hope the individual who scours through this particular Discord chanmel stops doing it. Sort of a breach of trust to be constantly screencapping chat channels to save dirt on people. I really hope whomever did this was only doing it to Willy. It would be really grimy to collect "evidence" on a bunch of people in a chatroom meant for fun and comradery among horesfuckers. It would be decent of HN to not do things like this in the future, particularly against anons who aren't horsefamous. I guess drama is always fun, and the chatroom is by no means private, but the precedent set by screencapping anons in case you need to hurt them later is worrying.

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    1. It's amazing that the HN party got noise complaints from before the party even started...just minutes after the location was announced in fact. It's almost like someone in the hotel had a reason to try and shut it down....

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    2. The thing that I have the biggest problem in regards to #6 is the fact that the guy wasn't just collecting evidence, but also collecting over time (the fact that all the evidence is stamped with "today" in spite of them being posted at different times).

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    3. HN staff send screencaps to each other of conversations regularly. Roo's behavior has been a topic of discussion for over a year.

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    4. It wasn't a misunderstanding. It was defiance. If he thought he was in the clear, why was he sneaking around?

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    5. I'll go down the list...

      That's simply incorrect. Photographic evidence of him on the floor exists, it's in the article. He was to not show up and even reconfirmed where he could and could not be before showing up anyway.

      Thank you for noticing.

      Aside from admitting he showed up to the suite...which was in the party block...it was also very shitty for these people to house/hide/take money from an underage who was banned from the con. Or, assuming they had no knowledge of Willy's actions, extremely shitty of Willy to endanger the good fun of his friend's by being where he knew shouldn't have been.

      The most serious part of this story was 3 months ago at PPC 2017. When he assaulted a man when he didn't get his way. It only took this long to come out because the victim insisted repeatedly that Willy would change for the better; or even just apologize. That didn't happen.

      I'm sure the focus of the article answers #6.

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    6. So in the now-distant past there have been parties that got out of control, had police intervention, got shut down, ect. 3 years ago now, they started checking IDs. So your argument is, that it's a dick move that people aren't willing to continually take the risk of getting in huge legal trouble, for people they barely know, just because it happened once or twice in the past?

      He was told, after finding out he wasn't of-age, that he couldn't be in the party, because the current party-planners didn't want to stick their necks out for a guy that they barely knew or liked. Then he threw a shitfit confirming their suspicions that he wasn't to be trusted.

      Then he tries to rope OTHER people into planning an party, most of them unaware he wasn't of age.

      Tell me where this is supposed to make me feel bad for him?

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    7. Yeah, because collecting evidence on a guy that harasses women and chokes people is "grimy". Look Anon, you might be into choking during sex but not everyone is.

      It's hilarious that some edgy fucks out there gave the thumbs up when HN spied on SJWs whose worst crime was being as annoying and pretentious as possible, but when someone gets choked OH NO, WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN HN!?

      Bunch of snowflakes. Get over Roo and find someone new to follow online.

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    8. Sure didn't hear you speak up during the time those SJWs were being spied on though. Convenient.

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  6. >implying horse news doesn't let underaged kids in to drink

    Not saying any names but you know who you are

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    1. >implying all Horse News parties are the same.

      Things havent been the same since capper left m8

      New management new rules

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  7. I find it hilarious that this site is still trying to stay relevant by doing nothing but pissing everyone off outside of their pathetic circlejerk.

    Fun fact, my name was recognized by two people there from HN, and both of them had to make it abundantly clear they were from HN. Stating it several times (both of them).

    No one fucking cares, this site is dead, posts are rare as hell and this is the 'best' you can come up with, which is pathetic. This started as a satirical joke site and turned in to nothing but a drama hive and con advertisement. Just let this site die and move your circlejerk elsewhere out of the public sight. What you're doing is pointless.

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    1. I find it hilarious that you think anyone here gives a fuck about being "relevant" to anyone. Clearly you care though, or else you wouldn't be here to complain though.

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    2. When you can't defend against the argument, attack the source.

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  8. HN parties full of autistic underage neckbeards.
    How surprising...

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  9. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Good thing to know that the guy punching people at the con and causing drama is a channer from Horse News.Talk about irony,Horse News now produce the same "lolcow" they like to stalk
    GTFO out of everyone lives,channers

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    1. Oh he's not from Horse News
      just ask him
      he's very vocal about it

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    2. HN expelled him as soon as he started acting like this clearly

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    3. He left months before the assault calling HN "reddit" and "literally cancer"

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    4. Says a lot about HN that they immediately accepted someone like Roo no questions asked... the entire group became fake-australian during Babscon 2016 for months and months afterward. But the problem here is Roo, sure.

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    5. Yeah, because HN accepts everyone with open arms until they're given a reason not to.

      Reasons like...being a fucking sociopath who strangles people and then tries to justify it.

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    6. Problem is, when you "accept everyone with open arms", like a retard, you get autistic manchildren by the score. And autism means you can't control your own emotions or become violent at the slightest provocation.

      Any of them could snap like this, Roo was just the first who sperged out.

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  10. I am aware that this is not an attack on willes "organization"

    But using "evidence" gathered from it to use on an article meant to cause drama is a direct assault on the trust of said organization.

    Though i am friends with the members of HN that associate with the org. i cannot any longer appreciate the free speech environment it offers since there may or may not be HN people scouring the chats daily to collect evidence for any future slander piece you wish to write and potentially ruin the lives of any of the 300+ members within it.

    Sure, this is a stretch, and quite the tinfoil hat conspiracy, but knowing one of your own deliberately acted as a friend only to betray many peoples friendships to act in aggression against one neckbeard does not leave a good taste in my, or many other members mouths.

    I only hope that you clear my suspicions of HN
    Thanks.

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    1. >future slander piece
      it's only slander if it's a lie
      >direct assault of the trust
      it's a massive group that was open to everyone on /mlp/
      are you expecting privacy in that? are you expecting that if you commit a crime that the things you post publicly online can't be used against you?
      get a grip anon

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    2. >i cannot any longer appreciate the free speech environment it offers
      Yes, clearly we must ban all forms of speech you find offensive. Can't let anything ruin that hugbox you got, Anon.

      >collect evidence for any future slander piece you wish to write
      Yes, Will did not hit anyone at all, or throw them up against a wall. The cops certainly were not called, and this was all clearly in everyone's imagination.
      Good god, Anon, are you really this fucking retarded, or willfully ignorant? Or perhaps Will is doing you a favor in which you can't afford to get on his bad side?

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  11. A bit late for a slam piece on PPC, don't you think?

    As I stated in previous threads, I admitted I was a major piece of shit for what I did. While the assault had a lot more to do with drama leading up to that moment than getting booted from some party that was still letting in underage people, I was still completely in the wrong. I'm very sorry for what happened, and I'm sorry for the person I did it to. I was planning to apologize to the person involved directly, but considering this came out, it would just come off as damage control.

    This really is just a pointless attempt at feeding drama that should've been dead months ago. There's better things in life than this, guys.

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    1. " I was planning to apologize to the person involved directly, but considering this came out, it would just come off as damage control."

      So he admits he never apologized to his victim. And he wonders why they're still upset, after he showed up again?

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    2. PLANNING to Apologize?
      Nigga it's been MONTHS
      of course it would seem like "damage control"
      it sure as fuck wouldn't seem genuine at this point
      coerced at best

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    3. You had months upon months to apologize, and you only accumulated more shit to apologize for in that time. You have access to a multitude of ways to contact me, and you chose none of them. I was willing to forgive you up until post-PPC when you decided to gloat and throw low-key shade "Wayne Brady" even after I refused to press charges on what could have been a goddamn misdemeanor with witnesses and all the proof this side of the Mississippi, why don't you look up what those charges would have been and tell me I didn't have mercy on you. I walked by you no less than 3 times at BABScon, each time within ear and eyeshot. Fuck, I even looked at you each time, but you just looked at the floor or scurried into the hallway. So don't come here with your damage control telling everyone you were planning on apologizing in any capacity; you have literally apologized to just about everyone -but- me at this point in some garish attempt to garner sympathy from those you want something from.

      Stay away from me.

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    4. Stay away from the entire horse fandom

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    5. Sorry dude but you're just as stupid as him for not pressing charges. Take things seriously or get the fuck over yourself. Physical assault is a big deal and the first second you pretend it's not, slime like this will get away with murder.

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    6. >You're an idiot for practicing compassion and mercy
      >Having faith someone will improve means you don't take it seriously

      Come now, you know that's foolhardy.

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  12. Oh yeah, and since it was brought up, there actually was a misunderstanding behind me being at BABS. I was given permission to be in the hotel lobby, rooms, and restraurants. Nobody make the distinction of which rooms I couldn't be in. Hence why I actually wasn't sneaking around and why I didn't try to sneak back in until after the con. My actions, my consequences.

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    1. Regardless of that you're banned from Nightmare Nights.

      Good luck.

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    2. He is? That's news to Sandy and me.

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    3. Bob Carr you're also banned from Nightmare Nights now.

      Good luck.

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    4. Sandy too.

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    5. Can't decide if this is good news or bad news.

      Who's in charge of the con now?

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    6. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

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    7. Nasharchy and OsakaJack are new con-chairs.

      Good luck.

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    8. I'm freeeeeeeeeee.

      Seeya, fuckers!

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    9. Sounds like NMND 17 will be uh...on fire?

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    10. How will we know? With Nash and OJ in charge, virtually everyone currently running NMND is already blocked on Twitter, so I assume that means they'll be blocked from the con, too.

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  13. APACHE IS HERE NOW

    WHAT DID I MISS

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  14. Was he the guy trying to shut down the /mlp/ party and artist thing on Friday? What a cunt.

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    1. >Trying to shut down
      Him and other anons are the ones who saved the artist thing on Friday.

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    2. > They're the ones that saved it.

      Yeah, they file a bunch of fake noise complaints Friday so that security comes down and sees a line JUST as the r34 is ready to be sold. Then when the event is canceled pretend to be the heroes by "letting" people sell the porn at the other room instead. Because I'm sure people had way more money to spend Saturday night then Friday night Anon. Their stupid dramatic bullshit hurt the vendors the most considering our room still had a party Saturday night. Letting a third party take the hit ain't right.

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    3. Are you legitimately retarded? No one called a fucking noise complaint on your party. The noise complaint literally came from the dumbasses lining up outside the After Dark hall. Security saw that there were people lining up and told them to disperse.

      Then you have some dumbass go and yell "Come back when security is gone" and basically caused security to double down on anything going on in that hall. Do your research before you throw out bullshit that you have no idea on what happened.

      http://i.imgur.com/5ZLS9Fp.png

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  15. I would kick the 'journalist' behind this in the balls. Several times. With as much force I can muster. Then kick him in the head couple of times and to confirm things, just kick him to the balls again. (Yes, I assume gender, except I haven't seen such a puke from men before)

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    1. Wouldn't surprise me considering you clearly condone violence

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  16. How mentally retarded do you have to be to think it's cool to pretend to be a goddamned australian? What's the street cred? Barbie and shrimp?

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  17. So, their response thusfar has been
    1. You guys are dicks for not continuing to commit crimes
    2. You guys are dicks for citing your argument using things we did and said
    3. Victim blaming
    4. Further threats of violence
    5. Confirmation that no apology was given, nor is one coming

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  18. I've generally learned from this fandom that the people 'most eager to help' (assuming that is literal) are generally the ones more apt to fuck things up. There's a sort of...How to put it...Seriousness to having people who will do what's needed without the overenthusiastic wrecking ball in the end.

    Granted, Roo reminds me too much of half the fandom already, so it's not surprising to me.

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    1. You can always count on Prismatic to wax pseudo-philosophical about what he's "learned from this fandom" and yada yada yada the fandom sucks in every fucking HN article

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    2. Well, not like anyone else is learning.

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    3. Please, wank you dick even more, because that's what everyone is here for.

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    4. I thought everyone here was in it for the news to which some of us are trying to wittingly point out this isn't news...

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  19. Joke's on you Roo, the one rule of Horse News is you can't show interest in anyone but Strumpet. Let your eyes wander from the obese attention whore even for a moment and your goose is cooked.

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  20. Oh yeah 21 is the age in America isn't it, how weird.

    It's 18 everywhere else, thinking of someone as 20 as 'underage' is so strange to me.

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  21. Oh. Another HN writer that has been shafted until his butt hurts. How quaint.
    I thought their heads have stretched their anuses enough that a little poking wouldn't hurt.

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  22. What a scum bag. No one has the right to attack anyone unless it's self defense. This person has shown to be violent in the past, so it's likely he will be so again. If that happens, PRESS CHARGES. Send him to jail and don't feel anything but relief from you good choice.

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  23. No one was checking IDs at the party at PPC either. So keep fibbing, until the cops get wise of course. Oh, and destruction of property, such as trashing hotel rooms, is also illegal. So you've got that going for you.

    Notice how this is only a story because it involves HN? Sure, it was an unprovoked attack, and he's getting his just-desserts, but was it necessary to keep entertaining his antics? It's almost as if HN has been purposely doing this so they had something to talk about. Face it, this site hasn't been relevant for over 2 years, and it's become what it once parodied. Any convention worth a shit should probably just ignore you. But none of them are worth a shit, so fuck it.

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    1. >implying anything you said was true
      >implying HN "trashes" hotel rooms
      >implying they don't check IDs and have wristbands
      >implying HN gives a rats ass about being "relevant"
      >implying you aren't another assravaged /hcc/ member

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