|"Im not in a freak'n wheelchair! Listen, I can do for-loriko!"|
After years of trolling, splicing, being troll terrorists... AND CYBER VERMIN, Ghost of True Capitalist Radio fame has release official pony merch. But, when dealing with matters like this, there's a catch.
There's always a catch.
It all started with the sale of Ms Ghost's autographs, which a bet was set: sell enough and Ghost would sell pony related merchandise for the first time. When it was done, and Ghost had his category 5 can-storm, he released it .
Ceritfied "Ponified Capitalist" Ghost Autograph
It can be bought here, at Ghost.Market for 15 dollerydoos. As I said, there's a catch. It turns out that with six years deep in the fandom, the "brony resistance" is still as rabid and widespread as ever, so they had forced Ghost to do a competition which totally was totally not a ploy to make more money, in which if the anti pony crowd sells more generic non pony merch than the ponified merch, then bronies are more or less banned from TCR, which would be sad since we all know Ghost is a bigger ponyfriend than the rest of us.
Today, the non ponified merch goes on sale today, so game on.