Horsefame - an often discussed topic that seems to affect many people in different ways, whether one has it, or not. It has indeed been the source of drama for many years now, from the Black Gryph0n Pay-to-Play scandal, to the ever classic Everfree Network shutting down due to the actions of their former leader as the catalyst for Twitter blocking drama to be felt even two years later. We have seen many times in the fandom of how absolute power corrupts absolutely, but not much has been shown about those who lack horse-fame, until today.
Earlier today, we got word that former Ponyville Live member, a former Internet Station Owner who goes by the name of Shadow Pony was upset about not receiving enough respect and recognition in the My Little Pony fandom, and has subsequently left said fandom for the supposedly greener pastures of the Furry fandom. According to our source who spoke on a condition of anonymity, Shadow Pony angrily left the fandom and pulled his station out from Ponyville Live, renaming it from "ManeFrame Radio" to "PawPrint Radio" and made it all-furry.
Alone this isn't newsworthy, as there have been many overlaps between furries and bronies, much to either the disdain or joy of others. But what he's done next is absolutely hilarious, for Shadow Pony has made his own new website (with yiffers and hookers). And if your guess for the website's name is Furryville Live, you're goddamn right. This, of course, is unsupported and unsanctioned by current PVL staff.
For now, the website is a work in progress, but we've been informed that Shadow Pony has been constantly asking other, still-current PVL members questions about coding, as we've been told that he seems to have no idea what he is doing.
Now this is a very special individual, as we're going to go in depth to find out just who this Shadow Pony is. Going through his profile at MLPForums [Archive Link], we get a good idea of just whom we're dealing with.
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And keep in mind this is just one of his six original characters, of which you can go see on his profile. Clearly one isn't enough, and two is amateur work - better make six, one being a changeling of course, and the other, some hybrid wolf thing. I honestly have no idea what to make of them.
Looking at his radio website now known as PawPrintRadio, aka the former ManeFrame Radio, there's not much there to see other than a music player shoved haphazardly to the far right of the screen. Well done on the coding job there.
Clicking the link to see what kind of music plays on such a furry radio station, we're greeted with amazing, wholesome, family-friendly artists and titles such as:
- Furries In A Blender - Conquest
- Cardopusher - Travestieren Transsexuellen Over The Rainbow
- Shitmat - Buckfast Supanova
- Renard - Banned Forever
- Klippa - Acid Bath
- Azrael - Ramming Speed
- Bong-Ra - Coke Sniffah
And much, much more.
From this, we now can clearly see what the lack of #horsefame does to a person, it seemingly drives someone to other fandoms to try to make their name there. That is, if you didn't already have issues to begin with. The rest of us just drown our lack of horsefame out with vodka, horse pussy, and the never-ending stream of drama and autism that we thrive on.
In any case, to them, we say good luck and have fun fishing in even bigger waters for fame and glory, and try not to cut yourselves on that edge there. Though if you do, we've got bottles of Everclear, Russian Standard, and Jägermeister here. Prost!