Yet Another Piece of FiMFiction Drama - Give me a break. by

You're not wrong, Darfy.


It seems to me that this Darf character is nothing but another moocher on the horse-fame train to hell (if we even consider this dude "famous"). That's not wrong, honestly, but the hole that he's dug himself into a couple of weeks ago has surely shown us that horse-famous degenerates are still capable of this shit. For more screenshots and cringe from our source, refer to Chaotic Note's blog.

It all starts with this blog post by Darf himself, saying that he'll write commissions, pay-per-word. People still do that?

A site member by the name of Dio-Drogynous actually took him up, paying fifty dollars to have a story written. That was months ago. Despite not having gotten his promised product, he threw three-hundred more dollars at him, hoping that would motivate Darf to finish the story. Keep in mind that most writers that commission don't write more than three thousands words for it, so you can imagine how long it would take to finish.

Still nothing, but another writer  takes notice of Darf's bullshit and calls him out on it. Darf thought he could use the good ol' safe space button to block him from his existence, but boy was he wrong. Now we know that Darf not only did not honor Dio's payment and commission, but he's also trying to cover his tracks on his Patreon by changing shit around and removing certain pledge options. Typical Patreon fucker.


No thanks, I just want to get paid for shitposting about another asshole in this fandom.

From there, Darf further descends into his antics and deletes two of his most well-known stories, which I won't name to save you the trouble of bleaching your eyes until they bubble in your skulls. He then replaces them with a new story which he claims to be a copy of Catcher in the Rye, with some pony words swapped in. So not only is Darf a con man, he's a plagiarist too. Keep working hard, my dude.

Mm, I bet you feel so intellectual.

The lunacy doesn't end there, either. After posting this blog about deleting some more of his stories, the mods finally reign him in and give him a chill out ban. Meanwhile, the dude is steadily bleeding out followers. But like the good little writer he is, he comes back continues to write and puts out another story, this time taking to the comments and mocking anyone with an opinion that disagrees with his. Typical of a radical FiMFuck writer.

This looks like the face of honesty to you, huh Darfy?

In the end, Darf opens his fat mouth and says that he'll do nothing with the $1200 in his bank account except for "make himself happy with it." Damn, that hooker's gonna get paid good tonight. Anyone else wanna suck his dick for his hard-earned shekels? Fuck off. A guy that chooses to be homeless isn't a man at all.

tl;dr: ToonKritic 3.0. Please kill me.

Seriously, this shit is not okay.

Comments (19)

  1. Very old news.

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  2. I find it funny that Horse News will report in something from fucking months ago but won't touch the censorship and lunacy of their staff and miss at Equestria Daily. Oh yeah, because as long as you're friends with HN and gave more power and connections than HN you are safe. This fucking fandom is a complete and utter joke.

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    1. *staff and mods

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    2. If that's the case, bye Felicia ;)

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    3. Well, what kind of censorship from Equestria Daily? If it's simply moderating their own site's comments, that's really all on them on what they allow and disallow. They hold themselves to be (publicly) family friendly, while HN seems to be more free to post what they want because they have no ties to anything that would otherwise hold them back, so to say.

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    4. Nothing to do with being "family friendly" and has everything with legitimate criticism being wiped out as they only want you to post positivity, as if there is never anything wrong with the show and, even more so, the awful IDW comics.

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    5. But I thought you didn't want to hear old news.

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    6. It is their site, if they want to do so, they are completely allowed to do so. They aren't really doing anything new nor are they censoring people from criticizing them on other platforms.
      Basically, nothing was violated.

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  3. That's unfortunate.
    Darf's stories were great.

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    1. My favorite's "Pegasus Catcher in the Unicorn Rye".

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  4. You forgot the part where he went completely bat shit insane and deleted all stories but the few that were commission and actually published/done.

    Fun times for all.

    ~STL

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    1. h Skeet, why are you using this cancerous site

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  5. Never heard of this douchbag until now.

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  6. Also, don't forget when he left a few years back once he was outed as the FiMFic mod NTSTS.

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  7. Fan-fiction writers are even less relevant than musicians.

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  8. Wait, how are there enough people willing to pay for fanfictions for there to be a competitive market of hack writers?

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  9. P U R P L E T R A N N Y !

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  10. Damn, I really liked his content. What an asshole :(

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  11. >not even covering how darf was NTSTS's alt, who was a site mod
    Tumblr News, are you even trying?

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