Come again? The WHAT Jar has returned?!? by


2014 was HN's true heyday, there's no denying. Over the last year and a half, many people have asked "what happened to us?" in regards to the general shift in tone over time. And we could only guess at the answer. But this weekend, the answer was made abundantly clear: nothing was ever going to out-WTF the 3rd most popular post in HN history: The /mlp/ Cum Jar Project.

Why is this weekend significant?
Because this Memeorial Day weekend, The Mad Fapper himself  returned from the shadows with a grim update.
The project continues to this day....
...and he has a girlfriend.

This grainy screencap compilation comes to us from the Tumblr Tipline, where it is clear that the jar does, in fact still exist, and has been added to since we last posted about this over a year ago, after the.... Caramelization .... incident.

For the sake of clarity, that is a jar of human semen, collected over many months, in a jar containing a plastic Rainbow Dash figure.
Below, timestamped and everything, is how the update unfolded on /b/.


>this guy can get a gf and you cant

There's really no point in living is there?

The real question is; how much longer will this "project" continue? Will his updates be as anticipated as Jizzmas on /b/? Or will his newfound love interest put an end to this for good?


Comments (15)

  1. His girlfriend has no hooves, why should we even care?

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  2. I'm so happy that people in this fandom are committed to completing what they've started even if it takes years to do.

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  3. And to think, Big Jim Miller himself visits this site at least on occasion. If (when) he sees this picture, you know he will never be able to un-see it and it will have a subtle, unconscious (for him) impact on the show. And I can only imagine that impact will result in positive changes in the show.

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    1. Actually, it's the other way around. Twilight drinking magic flashback potion inspired the cum jar project in the first place. The original idea behind it was: get a jar, fill it with cum, find a girlfriend, make her drink it, lulz. Let's see if this anon will follow it through.

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  4. You forgot to ask the most obvious question.
    Will his GF contribute with some of her own?

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  5. Looking at Capper's short bio on one of the convention's community guests and Wow, he has too high of a self-worth that he sees from himself. Geez. I thought he's better than that.

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    1. Should everyone feel like dirt just because nobody cares about them? Go back to /b/ so you can revel in being among fellow degenerates. You saying thought he was better than having a high sense of self worth doesn't even make sense, and you're assuming he wrote the bio.

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  6. P U R P L E T R A N N Y !

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  7. 4chan and tumblr are just places for punks and retards like this guy to post some nasty stuff they do in their personal lives that WE SHOULD NEVER EVEN KNOW ABOUT. But they post it online, and we pick it up and blast it all over the web to get comment wars and stuff. Why bother publicizing the bad stuff people do? If it's bad, get people to stay away from it or find a way to delete/earse it. TBH I don't think this guy is a brony at all, he's just out to make a bad name of others.

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    1. Because bitches love cannons.

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  8. Where do you think you are friend?

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  9. Pony Cum Jar Project Guy7 June 2016 at 01:57

    As mentioned, I post an update of the project the first Saturday of every month on /mlp/ about 5 or 6 pm British time.

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