Pinkie Pie caught moonlighting between seasons by


In a shocking move that would prove to satisfy our readers, the pony known as "Pinkie Pie" was caught this weekend, moonlighting in her downtime between seasons. The pink party pony was recognized by several witnesses at a bachelor party for a soon-to-be-married brony, as she popped out of the top of a cake, with her...balloons...completely exposed.
"Imagine my surprise," said the best man, who had made the arrangements for the adult entertainment for the stag party. "I told the agency I wanted some chick to be dressed up as a pony, ya know, bondage and all that...I didn't expect them to send an ACTUAL pony!"


Several witnesses claim that the pink horse burst out of the top of the hollow birthday cake, "wearing nothing but a smile smile smile" and proceeded to make balloon animals out of condoms that were laying around the hotel room. 

"I made sure to slip her some extra dough" said another groomsman. "Clearly she's gotta be having some tough times with her show on hiatus."

There were no photos available, because cameras are against the rules at bachelor parties, though word is that she can be booked at parties via Amazon for under $15

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  1. Pinkie Pie in ponygiel bondage tack, now THERE's something I could get behind.. He he, get it? No but seriously, I'd totally be into that. Get it? He he.

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  2. Pinkie Pie in ponygiel bondage tack, now THERE's something I could get behind.. He he, get it? No but seriously, I'd totally be into that. Get it? He he.

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  4. pinkie pie party animal by day REAL party animal by night

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  6. What happened to Horse News? I remember when this site first launched and the writers put actual effort into the stories they published. Now it's just shit post after shit post. I'm done with this site!!!!!

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  7. I'm OK with that.

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    1. I agree this site is suck a joke. Seriously, wasn't this site supposed to be good at journalism?

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