Unicorn Sex seen during Arizona State Basketball Game by


This is exactly the reason that Horse News doesn't cover any sports beyond virtual divegrass and the Kentucky derby. Something about being near Seth's home and in the presence of television cameras just makes the mood right, ya know?

Anyway, 2 unicorns were filmed having sex at the Arizona State basketball game. Purportedly the specatacle was intended to distract a free-throw during the game. Watch it below.
We're not sure if we believe the whole "distraction" story. We're pretty sure that this is just the purest form of unicorn love. Or, Seth found a new hobby.



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  2. I can't wait to meet Horse News in Pacific Pony Con. :D You all are crazy and I like crazy logical. XD

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    1. The parties are fun. Though Chelis is, and will always be a massive klondike-farting scrub. No matter how many parties he helps host.

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    2. XD I'll be attending the Best Pony Discussion at 10 haha

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    3. He got banned from Caycifish's parties for being such a creep, which takes some doing with the spergs she usually surounds herself with

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    4. you will meet me there tooo HA HA HA HA!!

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    5. you should go hang out with chelis he sounds like he's about your speed

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    1. Allegedly these two were doing scoobie in the poopie

      if you know what I'm sayin HURR HURRR

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