Horse News' Dark Secrets Unmasked in Video by


Well the truth is out, there's no hiding it anymore. Horse News has been unmasked as the evil shadow organization that we've always striven to be, with our long reach controlling every facet of the multi-million-member horse-based fandom. I, the undead shambling corpse of John Candy have been fueling both sides of every pastel glitter-soaked conflict since the very beginning, as instructed by my obese master Corpulent Brony. At last you know the truth.

What you DON'T know is that I'm actually a cabal of 23 different people posting from 18 different timezones who hired an actor to make public appearances and get everyone wasted drunk.

Totally.

All of it's true.

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  1. PURPLE TRANNY
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    1. Why you posting this in every article? Is your rectum still bleeding from when he raped you at Bronycon?

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    2. Pika Petey was posting POOPIE SCOOBIE forever, so this faggot supplanted him with PURPLE TRANNY. If he stops, some other asshole will fill the void with a similar shitpost, so just get used to it and ignore it.

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    3. HORSEFUCKING
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    4. See what I mean?! This is why we can't have nice things!

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    5. It's been confirmed that purple tinker lurks on every horse news article and posting 'purple tranny' has been confirmed to piss the lolcow off, so I say

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    6. I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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    7. PURPLE TRANNY
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  2. *Obligatory Vertical and Horizontal Words*

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  3. iam really starting to hate this goddamn fandom a lot mostly cause it likes to play ignorance is bliss all the time and it seems only horse news is willing to expose them and because of that their the bad guys so as far as iam concerned when people like lily peet or fngr criticize horse news for "slander" and shit like that keep in mind that the fandom does these things all the time and likes to sweep it under the rug every fucking time because free speech and free press in the fandom and the internet as a whole is not allowed in these people's minds like the fucking hypocrites they are and I really think there needs to be a discussion on this fandoms self-censorship and thought policing problems now iam going to stop this rant before i fucking lose my mind

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    1. You know, the English language has punctuation. Maybe it's a good time to start using some.

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    2. BlackGryph0n? Is that you?

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    3. The fandom is pretty lame at this point. Don't be into the fandom. Just watch the show and enjoy it for your own reasons. Too many people are into the fandom just to be into the fandom so they can feel like they belong to something while taking none of the show to heart. It's sad, really.

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    4. first off iam from a place were the English language is some what different second no iam not blackgryphon I really hate that guy

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    5. >first off iam from a place were the English language is some what different second no iam not blackgryphon I really hate that guy

      >First, I'm from a country where english is not the primary language. Second, no- I'm not BlackGryph0n. I really love that guy and want to suck his massive cock.

      FTFY

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    6. I speak no Americano sir for I'm from soviet canukastan and I butcher the English language for my Jewish illuminati overlords

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    7. One thing is to point out an issue. Another thing is to make snark remarks, insults, and encourage hate while pointing out issues.

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    8. i'am being sarcastic good sir if don't like just don't reply plus I don't hate Jewish people or any ethic religious social or racial group at all really I don't if I offended you I sincerely apologize however I strongly you don't assume someone is vile and terrible right away because of what they type on a computer okay

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    9. but yeah that was in poor taste and I would like to apologize for that

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    10. "One thing is to point out an issue. Another thing is to make snark remarks, insults, and encourage hate while pointing out issues."

      Excuse me, you must be new here. Welcome to the internet.

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    11. @01:48
      Exactly why people should not be defending HN and saying "it's not a bad website" just like what the original poster said. Because it really is a bad website. It never tried to be good in the first place. It a website where both staff and audience encourage hate like planting grudges or implicitly starting a hate campaign mostly because their victim isn't as politically correct as they want them to be, and nobody denies that.

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    12. Hate isn't encouraged, the stupid, greedy, self-serving, swindling, hateful, arrogant, and all around detestable actions of those in those in the fandom are pointed out and put to light that would otherwise ignored and swept under the rug do to the giant hug box the fandom has become.

      HN has no control over how people react and the posts they make, they simply allow people to post whatever they want and anonymously, meaning you are going to see some nasty shit because there are no reins or consequences. Some may argue that is the problem and is a bad thing, but they are the ones pushing a PC agenda, they are the ones that encourage the whole security blanket behavior and want to just keep all the negative stuff hidden away from the world.

      One not liking a site does not make it bad, but I would not argue this is a good site either, it simply is.

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    13. "The fandom's turned into a giant hugbox." says the person whining about dumb meanies and doesn't want limits or consequences for his side. But that's okay, because playing the Oppression Olympics is okay when 4chan does it!

      And it's 2016. MLP is ancient history. The only reason anyone's still talking about it is because these horses are really goddamn attractive.

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  4. I can neither confirm nor deny the validity of these accusations.

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    1. HN does admit that they are assholes.

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    2. Because everyone is, they are just honest about it all.

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    3. >Because everyone is
      Not really.

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    4. Yes, really. Everyone on some level, at some point, is an asshole to someone else, or others.

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  5. BLACKGRYPH0N GET YO NAVY PEDOPHILE ASS OUUTA HERE!

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  6. NAVY PEDOPHILE
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  7. I want to cum inside corpulentbrony

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  8. Doesn't surprise me when he makes a video about horse news like this considering he's sucking Jerry peets cock head, and he's making these videos to get the shaft

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    1. Butthurt about Jerry eh Mark Hirsch?

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    2. Uhh no I'm not butthurt over a guy that writes pedophilic fanfics and makes blatantly obvious fake statements

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    3. >I'm not butthurt. I'm just so pissed that he's not politically correct!
      Jesus christ get over it.

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    4. >says I'm butthurt over Jerry peet
      >says I'm politicaily correct on no evidence
      Jesus Christ you're stupid

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    5. >says I'm butthurt over Jerry peet
      >says I'm politicaily correct on no evidence
      Jesus Christ you're stupid

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    1. I want POOPIE SCOOBIE to impregnate me.

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  10. Not that anyone gives two shits what a nobody like FNGR thinks regarding anything.

    Poor horse famous wannabe.

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  11. Doesn't surprise me when he makes a video about horse news like this considering he's sucking Jerry peets cock head, and he's making these videos to get the shaft

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    1. Hay Mark, i didn't know about this bitch till 1 in the morning when i saw the views started to go up a little to fast, and i was like, "nah they didn't." So what cha think do another one? :P

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    2. Eh its your life you do what you want

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  12. Looks like we just won the most evil award in the pone fandom, congrats everyone we've made our reputation, drinks on me!!!

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  13. The faggotry levels have reached critical mass in these comments.

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  14. N A V Y P E D O P H I L E
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