Well the truth is out, there's no hiding it anymore. Horse News has been unmasked as the evil shadow organization that we've always striven to be, with our long reach controlling every facet of the multi-million-member horse-based fandom. I, the undead shambling corpse of John Candy have been fueling both sides of every pastel glitter-soaked conflict since the very beginning, as instructed by my obese master Corpulent Brony. At last you know the truth.
What you DON'T know is that I'm actually a cabal of 23 different people posting from 18 different timezones who hired an actor to make public appearances and get everyone wasted drunk.
All of it's true.