"Bronies" pub opening. Bar owner clearly has not yet googled "Bronies" by



Mohan Batra is quite possibly the only business owner in India who has never used the Internet. The poor, unsuspecting fool has opened a pub in Dehli, India with the name "Bronies", serving some probably overpriced dish called a "sizzler". From what we can tell, the bar has nothing to do with My Little Pony. But that clearly won't last long. 
"BRONIES: Sizzle And Shake" the headline reads unassumingly, encouraging patrons to use the hashtag "#bronies" when posting on social media about their restaurant experience.


Why someone would name something as socially-involved as a Gastropub in a city with nearly 10 Million people, without checking what horrors await on their promoted hashtag BEFORE opening their doors, we can only speculate. But what we DON'T have to speculate on, is how many Indians in search of a good time, will be becoming intimately familiar with cartoon-horse-themed pornography, while trying to find directions to the watering hole.


Cards on the table however, this place looks like it can serve up a mean cocktail, and we demand to know how long until someone throws a pony meetup in New Dehli.

At press time a rival business has already opened across the street called "HorseFuckers".

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    1. SUPER POOPER SCOOPERS

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  3. PURPLE TRANNY
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  4. I recently attended a zombie-themed burlesque show *on accident,* yet these folks are still more clueless than me.

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  5. BLACKGRYPH0N GET YO NAVY PEDOPHILE ASS OUTTA HERE!

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  6. D E S I G N A T E D

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  7. India's weird in that it knows Western culture but not the history that accompanies it.

    The result is things like this, and a Hitler cafe.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_in_popular_culture#In_India

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  8. So everyone eats with their right hand and wipes their shit with their left hands right? and everything stinks and reeks of curry I bet. Fucking India

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  9. It has even less to do with pooing in the loo

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  10. I have been here. Being a Brony, I couldn't resist. It's quite decent. I've also managed to get the owner's card and have sent him an email asking him where he got the inspiration for the name. Let's see if he replies.

    Yes, I live in India.

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  11. This is the comment I left on the news site:



    ALRIGHT FINALLY A BAR JUST FOR US MY LITTLE PONT FANS ! !
    ! I can’t wait to go to it dressed up like Twilight Sparkle! and have pony
    themed drinks and food. I hope they serve hayshakes! Thanks Mr. Batra for creating
    a bar for us cartoon pony fans!

    http://equestriaafterdark.org/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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