Brony fraternity to be colonized at Boise State University by


As a currently pledging member of an unnamed fraternity, I have to put up with a lot of shit. It's why I can barely move, my ass hurts, and why I haven't been writing for months at a time. In the end though, the experiences with your brothers are ones that will last you a life time, as does the reputation as a rapist. So it's no wonder that an official fraternity of Bronies will colonize its first chapter starting in the Spring at Boise State University, home of the Broncos.



In the Fraternity community there's a list of things that simply don't belong. Betraying your brothers, ignoring traditions, sobriety, sexual consent, brown people, and at the very top is My Little Pony. It seems a few classy gentlemen at Boise State seem to disagree, as they've developed their own fraternity known as Kappa Upsilon Mu (KYM).

The group officially formed last year during the hiatus in order to pass the time. Fraternity founders Will Barnett and Benjamin Waters originally started the concept as a joke, with Barnett stating "we didn't take it seriously at first at all, more like a club than a frat."

That club would grow to a size they didn't imagine possible: 34 members.

seen here: A Sigma Chi pledge in denial
"We were shocked," said Waters, "Soon enough we started using the term 'fraternity' more and more, so we figured we might as well make it official"

With the mass interest shown in their new group, the two filed with the state of Idaho in August to officially gain recognition as a fraternity. And they got their answer last week. The crew of of 34 men will begin rushing pledges starting spring of 2016, which they expect to see decent numbers.

When asked about what rituals and lessons such a...unique fraternity would inflict on their pledges, both men really don't know what to do.

"Whatever it is, it will involve a horse and some hand lotion," Waters said, nearly salivating.

"Elephant walks. But with pony ears," said Barnett.

KYM's new line of recruitment slogans
We here at horse news wish the two of these men luck and spreading our cancer to even greater levels. You're doing your part in forming Faust's one true vision, and you shall surely meet her in Valhalla. 

The group hopes to spread their name to other campuses and developing new chapters, starting with Idaho campuses and later spreading nationwide. Good luck KYM. And make sure your keep your fucking pledges quiet about the ceremonies. And the strippers. And the hospital. And the NAACP.

Group's new sticker design, to be given out for the spring class of 16'
For your Horse News college report, this has been MLPcritic, avoiding hazing when ever I can at this point. GO GATORS

Comments (11)

  1. ""Whatever it is, it will involve a horse and some hand lotion,""
    >Hooves.
    They're doing it right.

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  2. PURPLE TRANNY

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    1. do you think they'd let purple twonker into the frat even though his dick is in a jar now?

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    2. Don't be silly! Frats don't discriminate against their brothers, even if they have removed their penises. A bro is a bro, no matter what!

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    1. And when he was gone, nobody cared.

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  4. Sorry guys, TKE is the only real frat tbh

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  5. I go to this college. I don't know what to feel.

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  6. "Brony fraternity to be colonized at Boise State University"

    More like COLON-ized, if you know what I mean.

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  7. Is Horse News even relevant anymore?

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