#PantyHorse contest winners - WHY IS THIS SO LATE!? by


Today I decided to check the comments feed, because apparently we've been getting a shitton of spam messages making it through the filters. While reading them, I discovered a terrible error - THIS ARTICLE NEVER GOT POSTED! 
For that I would like to apologize. I was largely without stable internet for quite some time (due to the whole switching continents thing) and I never noticed the #PantyHorse winners post never made it out of the draft pile! 

Well here we are, 10 weeks later, and StrumpetChan is our clear winner, and the 2015-2016 Horse News princess. She can now bear the title with pride and all the hypothetical bragging rights that come with it.

Also will be making sure she gets some prizes for her efforts.


Tying with Strumpet is our pony princes. These guys.
Dear god.

Thanks to everyone who entered, sorry for the MASSIVE FUCKING OVERSIGHT. Then again....we ARE us.




Comments (41)

  1. >won by a dude pretending to be a woman

    No.

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    1. The traps are wverywhere, Anon. We can't stop it, only hope.

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  2. Seems legit. Congrats to Strumpet!

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  3. Haven't seen eyebrows that thick since Kill la Kill

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  4. Yoooooooooooooooooooooo hellyeah

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  5. strumpet gives hope to us landwhales everywhere! bless you strumpet.

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    1. goddammit Pika, get off Horse News and remake your damn animation

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  7. Plz marry me Strumpet !

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  8. shes trangsender god thats it i don't care anymore i submit to it

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  9. P U R P L E T R A N N Y
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  10. Congrats, Strumpet. I'm glad I got to meet and talk to you through this contest and that you were able to find body confidence with yourself. <3

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  11. People were giving you guys gentle nudges to post the results and they kept getting ignored. Happy that your rumps got kicked into gear.

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  12. I hope she burned that spike toy after talk about unsanitary what is with people and sticking plush into their coozes

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    1. Cept there's no cooze under the plush. There's only a long, strong penis.

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    2. even worse. spike has gonorrhea now

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  13. I am deeply disgusted that Mr. Bones was not victorious here.

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  14. lame as fuck

    >months late
    >pretend girl and random dudes in fursuits "win"

    lolk

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    1. its a vote so blame fanbase. sexy trans won stay salty

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    2. why does the article say that strumpet "won" if she tied for first place? I'd be salty if I was the fursuit guys they got fucked out of a prize

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  15. Honestly...people were giving gentle reminders and then it got frustrating because the people in the contest were starting to feel jipped because the contest was never going to finish and their work would have been for nothing. Then horse news acts sarcastic when they finally post the results.
    The contest voting finished in a day last year, so I don't know what the deal was.

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    1. Articles about unicorns pooping rainbows and shit-posting on twitter take top priority, apparently. :/

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    2. Maybe a notice could have been made to explain the delay or another person could have helped with the contest. It's kind of weird that the results didn't go up with the other articles being posted in between.

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    3. You can't expect a lot of maturity from a news group run by channers, though.

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    4. The people who auditioned were understandably frustrated for being ignored several times.

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    5. Weird that they procrastinated on this for a long time when they kept writing about it on twitter:
      https://twitter.com/HorseNewsMLP/status/637428132098629632?lang=en

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    6. They might get even less submissions next year because of the way that they treat people who try out. Don't ignore people who turn in things to promote your website and give them a bad attitude.

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  16. Kind of disappointed that you all didn't have the runner-up homecoming court like last year. This didn't have to be pushed so far back that you didn't put any effort into it.

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  17. I took an extra picture with my phone after the shoot:
    https://41.media.tumblr.com/ae782bb4d97d7827ce9039f75148fa13/tumblr_nwf918py3Q1rwmx2io1_500.jpg
    This was a fun project, I just wish that it ran a little more smoothly this year.

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  18. http://sorcart.tumblr.com/post/131310956638/fed-up-with-the-dilapidated-state-of-the-ponyville

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  19. Butterface Olympics 2015

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    1. ^Says the neck-beard who can't get a date with a girl in person.

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  20. "My blood runs cooold...my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold!"

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  21. Strumpet's a pretty lovely person, you all are being way too harsh. https://youtu.be/k88xoFNjPbk

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    1. https://youtu.be/VgMvKVt2Egs this one is much hotter

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  22. I hope the prize is rape, cause them sweet titties

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    1. You're disgusting...

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  23. It is pretty kick-ass that all of the original contestants were comfortable with their bodies and didn't care what other people thought of them. (Like Ashleigh Ball on her Instagram.) There are some kick-ass people in this community.

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  24. Next year, Imma put a pony in my bra and take a photo. If a skeleton can make it into voting, anyone can.

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