Publicly harboring "the enemy of the American People" since 2014
Hush fool. Thou should not speak it's name flippantly. For it may appear behind you and steal your genitals.
TRIGGERED!!!! TRIGGERED!!! OH MY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT TRANSVESTITES TRANSSEXUALS OR TRANSGENDERS MIGHT RAPE-TOUCH SOMEONE AND STEAL THEIR GENITALS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT TRANSVESTITES TRANSSEXUALS TRANSRACIALS NOR TRANSGENDERS WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING AND FURTHER MORE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED TO A LEVEL I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEFORE AND THAT'S EVEN COUNTING THE TIME I WAS TOTALLY RAPED BY SOMEONE HUGGING ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THOSE SHITLORDS TRIED TO BULLY ME BY INVITING ME TO A GAME OF HOLOCAUSTICON AKA "HIDE AND GO SEEK" WHICH IS A SLUR AGAINST SIKHS BY THE WAY
The only way I could tell that this wasn't actually Purple Tinker was the icon. Top kek.
“They call me…homewrecker…HOMEWRECKEEEER…”
Marble is adorable. I want this ship to become cannon, even if it's remotely wincest.
Seeing how the show has never given any proof that the Apples and Pies are related it can't be incest (innocent until proven guilty and all that, a concept Tumblr completely fails to understand). Even if they do end up related it's a very distant link anyway. Technically we all as a species can be linked to each other at some point in history and no-one calls that incest.
Yeah, I don't really get it why this should be considered incest. Even if they are related it's way down the family tree.
I agree. The fandom is overblowing the entire "cousin" aspect. Even though they use the term like candy, it's not like they're first cousins or anything that close. If you remember Pinkie Apple Pie, the relation between the Apples and the Pies comes from someplace in the distant past and enough time has gone by for most of the recessive alleles and other concerning genetic mutations to dissipate.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/24/1009216.pngAccording to whatever Pinkie said to Apple Bloom in Pinkie Apple Pie when explaining the "exactly like a sister" thing, the two families are apparently connected through a marriage. So technically, they're a family without actual blood ties.Still, it'd be rather difficult to explain it in the show to little children that these two going for it is totally okay.
POOPIE SCOOBIE!P O O P I E S C O O B I E
I just say it's great that you now give links to episodes, HN. You have oficially become a full fledged pony media site. Minus so-called "Fan content" (which has shrunk to the size of pigeon shit with the same quality anyway).
I miss Faget Faggotson...
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How the hell is this incest? AJ is like 8th cousins 6 times removed from Pinkie, making Marble the same to Big Mac. I guarantee you that ALL of us have dated our 8th cousin 6 times removed at some point. It's impossible not to date someone that distantly related. I consider it incest only when it's 1st cousin or more related. Otherwise, when do you draw the line? We are all distantly related since we would all come from the same common ancestor when you go back far enough.
Take a note please."IncestMass NounSexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other."1st cousin marriage is legal in about 1/3 of the states and other modern countries are similar. Everything more distantly related than 1st cousin is legal in ALL states. Not even close to being incest
its okay dude we know you want to fuck your cousin you don't need the internet's blessing
Yeah, dude. Totally go for it.You've got our blessing. Just don't forget to upload the vid to the internet.
First cousin marriage is legal in 33% of the states? And here I was thinking that the kissing cousins joke was unfair tho still funny. It does help to explain a LOT now that I know it's actually accurate. It especially explains the perceived stupidity of the American populace once you realize that the genepool is legally rather shallow in at least a third of the country.
Having fun there, Pete?