"Cloppers: The Oppressed Minority" - This HAS to be a joke...r-right? by

ORIGINAL VIDEO REMOVED: https://www.youtube.com/embed/9inJ99AOHX0

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You may recall (or more likely have vague, nightmarish memories of) a youtube channel cult that we informed you of back in January known as "Preggo Apple Bloom". A group of...evidently thousands of dedicated cloppers who get their jollies with low-res animated videos of a young pregnant Applebloom farting on people.

At some unknown point in the past (unknown because we really don't want to dig anymore into their history than we already have) many of their videos were deleted, either by themselves or by youtube.

We're leaning towards the latter, because there's a video arguing against youtube's content policies.

Which is to mean that they've resurfaced, and have released a video decrying "descrimination against cloppers: the oppressed minority".

It's a joke right?
It... it has to be...
Or not.



See, you THINK that... Hell, you PRAY that, until you start looking into their... extensive... collection of content they've produced.

And their absurdly large network


And their tweets.

If you've ever looked for an example of Poe's law in action; here you have it.
We honestly cannot tell you for certain whether these people are serious, or are just completely invested in the joke that they are 100% convincing.

Bear in mind, this micro-community has existed for over a year at this point and hasn't slowed down.

Comments (24)

  1. For the sake of humanity, I hope they're trolling.
    Otherwise, we as a species have already lost.

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    1. If they are trolling, they're doing a very good job of baiting us all along. I've noticed that troll attempts that go for the long haul, that is convincing people they're serious and keeping up with it for a year or more, tend to do a lot to trick people.

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    2. Seeing as how the people who whine about how the writing on this cartoon for little girls isn't good enough and should pander to them (without it pandering to them, of course) are dead serious, I can easily believe these fuckers aren't trolling.

      And you know what I blame the return of brony bullshit on? That whole "Gemtlemen" thing. The handful of bronies on Tumblr that never stopping being sperglords found Steven Universe and starting holding MLP to its standards. It really makes me want to side with every anti-brony who shrieks about bronies taking away a show for little girls because now they're actually want to take it away and make it about them (without it pandering to them, of course). I love the show as much as the next guy, but I don't want to change everything just to suit my neckbearded ass. I do the Christian thing and not be a little bitch who thinks the goddamn world revolves around me.

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    3. Gemtlemen was a fucking joke. Satire. Pure Ludicriousness to fuck with people like you because SU tumblrites got mad at the idea of people liking SU who also like MLP. In the end it was the tumblrinas who were acting like little brats with a "no boys allowed" sign, not us.

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    4. I think this is 50/50 situation. They do have a fetish for farts, but they make it outrageous just for those sweet sweet YouTube monies. No mystery here.

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  2. they trolling in my opinion mainly cause I just cant take these people seriously at all there just too funny

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  3. You guys want some insight? here they are in an interview.
    https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interviewspabs2/s-3kLvs

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    1. Well I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

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    2. Two broken hicks, my don't they deserve one another.

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  4. This is the most terrible and amazing thing I've seen in a while. 10/10

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  5. PURPLE TRANNY

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  6. It's either being done for the lolz, or these people need to be euthanized.

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  7. PAB... I should have known.

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  8. This video is private.

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    1. Joshua Robert Barnes recently privated his Clopsexuality videos in order to avoid getting attacked. They are reuploded here:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVketxTKJ8Y
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUjkxd87g3w

      Don't worry, it was all a publicity stunt anyway.

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    2. These are down as well.

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    3. Here's mirrors. Have them.
      https://mega.nz/#F!HwZ2BQaR!YlV9E0Bn_r3PSfIrTmDiKw

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  9. I wouldn't say cloppers are oppressed but they're clearly a minority. As long as they harm nobody there's no reason to mess with them.

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    1. w8 you don't clop? What are you gay?

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  10. Sweet fucking jesus. Ok I'm gonna be INSANELY nice and hope to fucking god that this is skilled trolling, and give them the benefit of the doubt. Otherwise we're FUCKING DOOMED!

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