Model filled with regret as he struts New York Fashion Week in My Little Pony garb by


"Screw you dad! I'm totally going to become a famous model one day, THEN who will be laughing?" These words echoed in the head of 26-year-old model Jeffery Woodland, as he took the stage during New York Fashion Week. Woodland, dressed head to toe in My Little Pony themed couture fashion began to reflect on the series of decisions in his life that led him to this moment.

"I was going to show them all wrong," Jeffery thought, holding back tears as he made his right-turn at the end of the candy-coated-catwalk. "I was going to drop out of school and become a star in the big city, posing for Armani...."

His reflection continued as he was joined by numerous other fashion-school dropouts, some wearing jackets made entirely of pony eyeballs.

"I could have taken the job at Dad's company....I could have been making 6 figures and living in my own house by now."

Instead of those opportunities, which his family, friends, and even fellow models told him he should have taken, Jeffery opted to pack a bag and move to the big city where he was sure his looks were going to "wow" the major companies.

"That was 6 years ago..." Jeffery thought as cameras flashed in his face, capturing perfectly the crashing wave of self pity and depression he was feeling, while dressed in a pair of hand-knit Pinkie Pie Pants. "Please god just let this be over. Please don't let my friends back home see this."

After moving to New York, Jeffery had every door closed in his face for major modeling work, and has since been scraping by, responding to Craigslist ads which offer less than minimum wage for modeling gigs.

At press time, Jeffery was staring at the windowless wall of his studio apartment, wondering if it was too late to come home, while his 46 year old roommate Brendan Fraser cooked ramen noodles in a coffee pot.

Comments (23)

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    1. ^ Ladies and gentlemen, the proof that "creativity" kitchen is filled with smug retards.

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    2. >thinks he's horse famous cause a shitty cartoon.

      You'll never be jan.

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    3. Now that every decent animator has left the fandom it's time for the talentless shitty animators to shine, don't you agree Minty Cock?

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    4. Oh, of course. Do you need help cracking Flash so you get started with it?

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    5. Sure, I want to be a shitty animator just like yourself.

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    6. That's the spirit!

      Remember to start a GoFundMe page and a Patreon for your shitty animations.

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    7. Lol!! All animators are sellouts. you'd think they'd be happy with the youtube money!!

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    1. hey it's that pikafaggot

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  3. The faggotry is good

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  4. It could be worse. He could be happy wearing pony fashion, singing Smile song off-key and out of sync with 100 other people who are just as off.

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  5. All models are supposed to make a face like if someone announced that their whole family died in a car accident

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  6. It's really incredible how much cringier their expressions make this. It's like they're taking this so fucking seriously.

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  7. tHIS is clearly not official - I wonder what the legality of this is, copyright-wise. Anyone able to advise me? How/under what arrangement is this allowed? Is it the work of students? Do they get an exemption to copyright?

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    1. Go kill yourself petey

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    2. Petey? Who is Petey? I'm Seph. Nice to meet ya.

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  9. POOPIE SCOOBIE!
    OOPIEP COOBIE!S
    OPIEPO OOBIE!SC
    PIEPOO OBIE!SCO
    IEPOOP BIE!SCOO
    EPOOIE IE!SCOOB
    E!SCOOBI
    !SCOOBIE

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  10. This is the story of a girl
    Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
    And while she looked so sad in photographs
    I absolutely love her
    When she smiles

    OH and POOPIE FUCKING SCOOPIE!

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