"Dolls Kill" releases Sexy Twilight Sparkle costume for adults by



Well it's about damn time someone nutted up and made these a thing. Today we were made aware of a costume / fashion website called dollskill.com (that's "Dolls Kill" not "Doll Skill") which has just released a Twilight Sparkle "Play Suit" for adults.

Let's take a look.




Aaaand now it's weird. Not sure what's going on with the feet there, but it's like they hired The Burdened as a costume consultant. Let's see what they have to say about it.

 
Twilight Sparkle Costume cuz yer our special little pony bae! This breathtaking My Little Pony costume is gonna have ya feelin’ magical just like the princess of friendship. Featurin’ a super pretty jumpsuit with snug stretchy fit that zips closed in the back, gorgeous ruched bustline with star accents and attached curly tail. Complete yer cute bold look with wings, glittery horn and ear headband, boot covers and vibrantly colored wig. Everything ya need to complete yer transformation to the purple winged unicorn with a flowing streaked mane is here BB. Yer gonna look like an adorbz pony princess!

Polyester Blend
Hand Wash
6 Piece Set
Necklace and face stickers not included
Our Doll wears S and is 5'7

Well we're now pretty sure that the "Kill" in "Dolls Kill" refers to what they just did to the English language.


Overall the craftsmanship seems decent for a mass-produced costume.
How much do you think this thing costs?

Holy shit.

Well here, take a coupon code at least:
SHODDYSCULT

There you have it folks.

Enjoy your Adult Pony Play costumes.

Comments (14)

  1. POOPIE SCOOBIE! !

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    1. >half hooves
      >half hands
      Well that's some poopie scoobie if I've ever seen some.

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  2. $98.00???

    Poopie scoobie to them

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  3. > no hooves
    > not cartoon equine

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  4. The "trying to fit in the fanbase" by all this shit needs to die by now.

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  5. The only time the "no hooves" argument is invalid.... =(

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  6. Twilicorn is still racist!

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    1. And you're still retarded. Don't think we've forgotten that just because a bigger retard showed up. Being a pilotfish to Pika will get you nowhere.

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    2. I heard a rumor that we will see Unicorn Twilight at the end of Season 5 a month ago and it's confirmed.

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    3. Shut Up! Leave him alone! Autism is not retarded, only one company is retarded is Hasbro. So, do you know what time is it? Time for you to shut up!

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  7. Poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie poopie scoobie

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