|Is that money in your wallet or are you just happy to see me?|
Who the fuck is Dr. FallenWish anyway? Glad you asked. She’s a 19 year-old “therapist enrolled in actual psycology [sic] classes” with a focus on “Media psychology,” who as of June 16, 2015, was enrolled in “a course called ‘becoming a better therapist.’” Seems legit.
|FallenWish's psychology credentials|
|The story has since changed and I believe she no longer describes it as a Pepsi can|
|A dramatization of what has become referred to as "The Pepsi Can Incident" (this is way beyond my drawing abilities, a special thanks to the based anon who submitted this to me)|
|A dramatization of the Pepsi can, in situ|
Corpulent Brony: "So you told them that you were in a domestic situation where you were being beaten by your father, and they said screw you?"
FallenWish: "Basically, that's what I've been trying to tell you. This is why, this is..."
Corpulent Brony: "I don't really believe it, though. That means that the people who have to be in cahoots and in a conspiracy right now against you are not only your parents but the dispatchers, your local dispatchers, and the police, all have to be in some sort of strange conspiracy against you right at this point. And you're expecting...is that the story right now?"
FallenWish: "Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but they won't help. They're friends with my parents..."
Corpulent Brony: "Have you sought psychological help?"
FallenWish: "Of course I have."
Corpulent Brony: "And what happened? Like, what did you do?"
FallenWish: "I've just been talking to some- a friend of mine who just so happens to be a therapist."
(The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 1:03:53)
|This alicorn OC stands alone against the combined forces of the RCMP, the Alberta government, and her parents|
But, as you guessed it, instead of taking advantage of the myriad of services available to her, FallenWish decided to “[get] help [her] own way, even if [she doesn’t] want it.” (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 57:44) How? Deceiving bronies on GoFundMe, of course! But first, to prevent suspicion from falling on her, she needed someone to “run [her] money” (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 29:25), namely a fellow “analyst” known as SharkDiscusses.
|Oy vey goyim! Keep them dirty shekels coming in!|
|An orgy admission, she was "hardly" involved at all! *wink wink, nudge nudge*|
|FallenWish paid for "hotel and transport" to BronyCon so she could bang as many bronies as possible|
|Smith, G. H. (1905, January-February). Of the Subject-Matter of Jurisprudence. The American Law Review, XXXIX, 540. (L. A. Jones, Ed.) St. Louis: Review Publishing Co.|
|At least FallenWish paid her debt...|
|That face says to me, "I'm going to fuck you right in the wallet!"|
|Holy shit Kevin Claassen! I wonder how many orgies she can fund on this new stack?|
ForNoGoodReason: “I was talking randomly about CiderFest and not agreeing with GoFundMe money being wasted and nobody picked up on any hints, so I’m not gonna keep talking about it.”I reached out once more to ForNoGoodReason, with whom I had once been good friends, seeking further explanation and was met with barely comprehensible veiled threats that if I continued to pursue this article I would “feel a round house [sic].” I repeatedly asked if any of the accusations were incorrect and he refused to offer any denials. The only explanation he offered? “Your [sic] only young and dumb once. […] So you gonna post how gullible dumb and in love [sic]? I’ve been called worse. Shit me defending fallen wish [sic] from u [sic] is my moral high point.” I believe “4 chains” was even brought up, whatever that is.
ShelDawG: “FallenWish, it’s pretty obvious that FallenWish is full of fucking shit and that she’s spending that money on luxuries and not on…”
ForNoGoodReason: “OK, well, here’s the thing, she’s like, she…”
ShelDawG: “Listen to me, Corpulent has evidence of this through videos, so I…”
ForNoGoodReason: “One of the things that she did, she’s like I wanna help out Fallen- or what was it, StarDust and all, and I’m like look, do you know where your next paycheck, or whenever the hell, is gonna come on? Are you working at all? She’s like no. And I was like well, then you need to take care of yourself now. You got helped out once, you got a second one, you need to fucking knuckle down and sit on that. […] Be frugal, because no one’s gonna help you out a third time. […] Since I’ve been completely forthcoming here, I need advice. How would you handle this situation? […] I’m aware something is not kosher. […] Look, if she were completely okay, and she ripped off a bunch of people for $4,000 dollars and she would continue to be okay I’d be fine with that. But the problem is that she’s gonna put herself in a ‘I’m broke and I’m fucked again.’”
(The Lies of FallenWish: Boyfriend Rats Her Out on September 8, 2015, 3:10)
|Maybe this is the infamous "4 chains?"|
|Good luck deciphering these; I had a hard enough time doing so|
To prevent this from happening again, I’d like to see GoFundMe campaigns that more clearly spell out how the money will be spent. An entire budget should be supplied accounting for each dollar asked (if you watch the videos linked in the document above you’ll see I asked this of FallenWish; she avoided the question and refused to answer). This way donors know up front how their money will be spent. Even better, people who receive money through charity drives such as this should freely post online each time they actually spend the money, so we can all know of any changes that had to be made to the budget. This is the only sure-fire way to provide transparency and give the people who love to support their fellow bronies (such as myself) more incentive to give in the future, knowing they are less likely to be swindled by the likes of FallenWish.