107 things you absolutely already know about My Little Pony by


#108: I, much like the show, haven't died yet. I've simply been waiting for my return in a deep content-less slumber. I too will have to enjoy that sweet release far later than I actually should.




LAUREN FAUCET CREATED OUR MINIATURE EQUINES

SHE IS MARRIED TO CRAIG MCRIB, CREATOR OF THE POWDER PUFF DONUTS

MRS. FAUCET WANTED TO MAKE THE SHOW GOOD BUT HASBRO SAID "LOL NO"

DISCORD IS PLAYED BY THE Q GUY FROM THE STAR TREKS

ANIMATORS PUT IN REFERENCES TO BRITISH SHOWS LIKE CPT. WHOOK AND TIME WARPED

THERE'S ACTUALLY AN ADULT FANBASE WHO CALL THEMSELVES "BROWNIES"

THEY MAKE PORN, IT'S WEIRD BUT PRETTY HOT

LOL SUCH COOL FACTS NONE OF U KNEW

(this frat has me locked in a small basement please send help)


Seriously though contact Horse News HQ, I'm locked in the basement of a rural Alabama fraternity. It's cold and they don't have any porn.

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    1. Do me a favor, and die.

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  2. >fraternity.
    >don't have any porn.
    I don't believe you.

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  3. To be fair, it's "facts you SHOULD know" (emphasis mine). Not going to be 107 interesting facts that no one has ever heard before.

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  4. Just watched their Star Wars Clone Wars video. And now this.

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  5. Did you know Pinkie Pie is pink?

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  6. Why are people so bothered by it anyway? Just because WE know the facts doesn't mean EVERYONE knows the fats.

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  7. Why are people so bothered by it anyway? Just because WE know the facts doesn't mean EVERYONE knows the fats.

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