|And, of course, that this man should win.|
In a bold and daring move to inspire belief in him and his campaign, Larson has taken the audacious step of having his official Presidential portrait done before even being nominated.
His campaign staffers have already undertaken the hefty task of trying to make up ground in a presidential race that is well underway. When asked what he thinks about overcoming such great odds in his potential route to the Oval Office, Larson had only this to say: "Hey, if you think that's large, you've never seen a BronyCon attendee!"
Despite an array of "pls responds" sent on my end, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment. However, the Donald Trump Insult Generator had plenty to say about Larson and his campaign:
|I wish Donald Trump-senpai would insult me!|
On the Democrat side, Hillary Clinton first said she was a fan of Larson's work and was fine with his involvement in what many consider a cult fandom. The next day, however, she found a public opinion poll showing that the majority of Americans are against bronies and immediately retracted her previous letter.
Bernie Sanders, however, was much more sympathetic to Larson's candidacy, saying at a recent campaign rally "Hello, people of—" "BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER! TRAYVON DINDU NUFFIN!"
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I just wanted you all to know true pain.
Larson has not officially declared a stance on any major issues yet, but what kind of journalists would we be if we didn't rampantly speculate on these kinds of things with absolutely no evidence or reason?
Larson: "I ship it."
Keystone XL Pipeline:
L: "Actually, I wear a 2XL."
L: "My concealed carry permit may one day be my only defense against the hordes of neckbeards."
L: "No zebras."
War & Peace:
L: "Too long, didn't read."
L: "Buy my book."