How To Get Cucked With Your Own Artificial Horsecock: A Step-by-Step Tutorial by


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1) Try to convince people that your dick is as large as Chance, a butt-buddy of yours.
   

2) Fail to bring anyone home

 

3) Spend $130 to bring home "Sugar Star" from an Arizona store

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4) Carefully take off all her packaging

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5) Warm her up

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6) Let Chance come in the scene, hard as a rock
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7) Can't stop him from fucking Sugar Star
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8) Watch as they go at it for 25 minutes uninterrupted

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9) Soften up due to Sugar Star going for your friend over you

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 10) Try to convince her that your sub-6 inch cock will be anything like Chance's 8 inches.
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11) Have her begrudgingly give in

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12) Go on her for 5 minutes

  
13) Try to pull out


14) Fail and cum inside

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15) Try to convince everyone that you got pussy


16) You actually got equine



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Comments (18)

  1. OP delivered dick pics? :O

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    1. i just want to say something....



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      some of you guys do some great shity stuff

      there....i said it

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  2. This is the best article on the site, 10/10 would fap again.

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  3. Well, I'm definitely getting one now. Party Pink. <3

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    1. Not getting Sunbutt? Your plebeness is showing.

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    2. Well I'm not just getting Pinkie Pie, I'm also getting Twilight Sparkle. :3

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  4. WHAT THE FUCK!?

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  5. This fandom will never cease to amaze me

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  6. Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is this? This is amazing! You should post more articles like this, 'cuz this is horse journalism at its finest!

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  7. I wonder what it means that I thought the fake horse dick and vag was hilariously great but I was really disappointed that poster put his schlong in the picture

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  8. what if ur gay

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    1. plz accept our sincere condolences

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    2. I'd let Chance fug me any day with his benis :DDDD

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  9. Someone said they used vegetable glycerin plus water mixed as a more natural lubricant and cheaper alternative to lubes like Astroglide.
    Anyone know of a good ratio for, say, a 4oz bottle? Would it pretty much be 1:1? Or would you use more glycerin if you wanted it a little thicker?

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  10. a western onahole for brony otakus...what a rip-off

    http://s6.postimg.org/9m5x04npt/onahole.jpg

    XD

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    1. Damn, I wanna fuck Patchouli!

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  11. Can someone who purchased one of these write an article with an actual review of this thing and how it compares to Mary?

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