Bronies and the New Sincerity Movement, How Our Love for Horse Cocks Will Change The World by


As I'm sure you are all aware, Bronies are not very well liked in mainstream culture. But that begs the question, why does nobody like us? Is it because we have rudely barged into a "safe space" that was meant for children, or does it go even further than that? I propose a new idea, mainstream culture hates us...because they are frightened by what we represent.



Bronies, as a whole, represents a new underground movement, a revolution that will change the paradigm of how we interpret gender roles. By simply existing and enjoying something that is not meant for us, we defy the gender norm, we are opposing the status quo, "the man" so to speak.

We are the next iteration of the New Sincerity Movement, a movement that started in the 1980's and is summed up by Jesse Thorn of the Sound Of Young America as whatever allows us to have, "Maximum Fun" and allows us to, "Be More Awesome". It is the absence of hipster bullshit, of only liking things that are shitty or weird not because it is ironic, but because deep down in our core we truly find something that is fun. And isn't that what the Brony fandom is all about at it's core, to have a good time?

Truly Bronies are the new enlightened elite, those few in society who have pushed past the veil of the modern corporate world and have returned to their roots to simply have fun. And this frightens the mainstream, they simply cannot understand how you can enjoy something that is not meant for you, how DARE you defy the norm? How dare you like something that is not tailored for you, HOW DARE you break out of the mold! And this, fillies and gentlecolts, is the crux of the argument, this is why we are hated so much.

Or maybe it's because we're a bunch of weeaboo autistic faggots that suck horse cocks for fun. Actually yeah I think that's the reason, fuck you guys. Now move aside faggots, I'm next. Video is in the link.
Oh Fluttershy, now we can finally be together





Comments (20)

  1. You know you want that horse cock faggot

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    1. Well I am gay, and I'm a zoophile, and I'm polyamorous, so I get all the horses ^_^

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    2. w h a t
      t h e
      f u c k
      m a n

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  2. "Horse fuckers are better than Bronies!" pretty sure most Bronies would cringe at sucking on horse dong in public

    enjoy that shit being on the internet 5ever

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    1. I brought my DSLR to the party ;^) Just wait

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    2. Yeah I wanted to show a man gagging on horse cock in glorious HD closeups but nooooo, you had to forget the camera.

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    3. I prefer EQD and Facebook just to be safe, but when I am curious, and nobody's watching, I go to 4chan and all that.

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  3. Ha...you had me going there for a minute. I thought H-N was taken over by TRS, and there would be thought-provoking articles from here on out. Then futa. Never change, Horse News.

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    1. TRS? That wouldn't bring 'thought-provoking articles', that'd bring SJW bullshit sucking the dicks of the comic 'writers'.

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    2. not to mention this place is far more active than TRS is nowadays
      at least the "news" and articles part is

      their forum is probably still festering with ungodly amounts of carcinogens

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  4. >Rarity fag

    Wow, no surprise there.

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  5. Why can't we be hated for both?

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  6. Wow, it's like I'm really back in 2012! Thanks Dr. Zizmor!

    Did you guys actually use that cum-lube shit? You know that it's bad for you when ingested right?

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    1. Honestly thinking it's beer.

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    2. It was liqour. Not that I would know or anything......... .

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  7. Actually this kind of thing is by far not a "new thing" at all, each time that the next generation of the human species takes what already exist as a result from what the children of "generation A", have evolved into "generation B", that then is evolved into "generation C", each time the mold/shape of the next generation emerges the previous generation (especially the "oldest generation A") almost without fail objects to it despite the obvious fact that it is based on what worked for the previous/current generation (take the old/new MLP generations as a solid example of this fact).

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  8. It's just "twee".

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  9. Great b8 m8, I r8 8/8

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  10. Heh. Yeah. Watching you people is like watching a dog turn over a garbage barrel and roll around in it, then look around and wonder why there's garbage everywhere. But I get it. I appreciate what you're doing. You want to enforce self-awareness on this community that has long operated blind to any such thing. You want bronies the world over thinking before they act. Thinking, specifically, "Will horse news have a field day with this?" ...and then deciding better of it.You'll never be starved of content, Horse News. But a man can dream.

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