A Tribute to Mr.Hands, a True Role Model by


"Oh big Macintosh, if only you were real, I'd let you fill me up any day"
Everybody in the fandom knows that we are all secretly closet furries(and that Big Macintosh is best pony), we all dream of diving into that sweet sweet horse pussy and sucking on some fat horse cock. Alas, many of us never get to live out our dreams due to a variety of circumstances, be they location or the simple fact that you're a fucking pussy. But in the little town of Enumclaw, Washington, there was a little group of zoophiles who lived out their dream of receiving that lovely horse cock.
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For those of you who don't know, Mr. Hands is a short thirty second video showing a man having his anus plugged with a massive stallion rod. The star of the video, (not counting the horse) was one Kenneth Pinyan. Mr. Hands was a simple man, a man like any of us, but he had a dream, and that dream cost him his life. His dream was to have his anus filled with that delicious horse cock. Ten years ago, Kenneth Pinyan, better known as "Mr.Hands" was pronounced dead from, "acute peritonitis [as a result of] perforation of the sigmoid colon during anal intercourse with a horse".




His story was something that would have probably gone unnoticed had it not been circulated through the underbowels of the internet and was immortalized within the anals of 4chan and the documentary Zoo. God rest ye' soul Mr. Hands, you who lived the life that many of us could only dream of. For those interested, the video has been included below. (WARNING, THIS VIDEO IS ACTUALLY NSFW)  You have been warned


Here's a visual representation of what happened


Comments (17)

  1. blarfnugle you speak the uncomfortable truths. my hats off to you sir.

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    1. Delivers uncomfortable truths and delivers mayonnaise to grounds of certain cons...

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    2. *Tips Fedora*

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  2. A non sandwich version available?

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    1. Why would you want that?! The version here is offensive enough as it is!

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    2. https://derpiboo.ru/874577?scope=scpe6708dd748531ef1aa755a1e1581f38e9a8b7f999

      Tags are your friend, anon.

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    3. Those comments in that thread... I've read them and now I know how to properly fuck a horse. Thanks, bro-Bronies!

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    4. You're welcome, brobro!

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  3. Truly an hero! When I grow up I want to be just like him!

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    1. I assume minus the part with the perforated colon and the whole being dead thing, right?

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    2. no, with the perforated colon, witness him as he ascends.

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  4. Zoo, the documentary about Mr Hands, was a dreadfully boring watch.

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  5. Is that Ted Anderson in that first picture?

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    1. good lord what an autist

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