|"Oh big Macintosh, if only you were real, I'd let you fill me up any day"|
|If you think this is good wait till you see |
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For those of you who don't know, Mr. Hands is a short thirty second video showing a man having his anus plugged with a massive stallion rod. The star of the video, (not counting the horse) was one Kenneth Pinyan. Mr. Hands was a simple man, a man like any of us, but he had a dream, and that dream cost him his life. His dream was to have his anus filled with that delicious horse cock. Ten years ago, Kenneth Pinyan, better known as "Mr.Hands" was pronounced dead from, "acute peritonitis [as a result of] perforation of the sigmoid colon during anal intercourse with a horse".
His story was something that would have probably gone unnoticed had it not been circulated through the underbowels of the internet and was immortalized within the anals of 4chan and the documentary Zoo. God rest ye' soul Mr. Hands, you who lived the life that many of us could only dream of. For those interested, the video has been included below. (WARNING, THIS VIDEO IS ACTUALLY NSFW) You have been warned
|Here's a visual representation of what happened|