Why HN has no Grand Brony Gala coverage: A dramatization by


For those of you who don't know, Grand Brony Gala occurred this weekend in Tampa Florida. Now, we've actually been promoting this convention for months now, which is why you may find it odd that we have no official coverage of it so far. Well that's because, word on the street is, that orders were to eject all Horse News affiliates on-sight. Why? Because they didn't want anything bad to happen to one of their guests of honor - the great and powerful TRACEPONIES!

What were they worried could possibly happen?
Provided is a theoretical scenario.
Enjoy.



Speaking of Guests at GBG, John "Kill all Pirates" DeLancie has suddenly reappeared on Twitter after a 2.5 year vacancy.






Comments (15)

  1. Drawponies as a guest of honor, what's this, 2013?

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  2. Why would they feel the need to physically separate yall and doodlehorseman? You beating people with a pinkie pie-themed flail?

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  3. So I just looked up at Grand Brony Gala and saw a picture of Tracepony drawing with a Cintiq.

    A MOTHER FUCKING CINTIQ for those who doesn't know it's a very high class and expensive drawing tablet usually around 1,000 dollars. And Tracepony uses it to trace.

    WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE

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  4. Yeah, it's too bad you guys weren't there. It was a lot more hoppin' last year with your attempts to make underage folk drink.

    Also, I didn't buy anything from DP because of the coverage you guys did on him. It would've been cheaper to get art if I bought it from him, but you guys made me grow a conscience.

    So...thanks?

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  5. You couldn't have sent in an undercover agent?

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  6. John De Lancie gone? LoL he wasn't, he was in Prague, Czech republic enjoying New Years Eve while his wife was enjoying tons of local awesome beer... guess the party lasted longer.. :p

    Cause you know, the only true beer is from Czech, No.1 country in alcohol consumption and bloody proud!

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    1. You're wrong about Czech being No. 1 in alcohol consumption.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

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    2. Yep, I fucked up - meant to say beer consumption, which we totally annihilate all other countries on this silly planet.

      Why? Cause beer is cheaper than water in pubs!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita

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  7. He changed his DA user name, I think. And EqD is posting his comics again.

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    1. EqD posting shit is never surprising.

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  8. They ejected you because you bring bad publicity to their already struggling conventions.

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  9. I was a sponsor and was treated as though I was invisible, won't be doing that again

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