Man quits fandom after realizing pretending to be retarded is still retarded by


Drowning in Horseshoes announced his departure from the fandom.

In his video, he pulled the veil off his grand scheme: the channel is actually a parody.

In his great ruse, the ruseman had rused at least 8,000 subscribers into thinking that he was retarded.

Later in the video Horseman states he actually is not retarded, which horse News is unable to verify at this time.

One commentor was displeased at the negative reaction to the video. Some people do not get that Horseman "does enjoy the show and likes [being retarded]. He needed to do something more than just sit there and give his opinion, so he created a character, developed it, kayfabed it and is finally putting the character to bed."

Another commentor summed up his thoughts:
"It is still pathetic that he parodies autistic children. Its literally an autist sperging out over other autists with autists sperging out over him. Its just one full circle of autism, a never ending loop of plain retardedness."
This really really really long video in which he says goodbye to his watchers mimics those of other "Brony" annalist youtubers where they assume people actually care, or that his departure even matters to anyone.

Horseman's other videos involve him being retarded and exaggerating the behaviors of other retards. Then other retards post it to a blog for more retards to read.



Comments (33)

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    1. Kill your local neckbeard pedophile

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    2. Well I knew this was happening soon. His fucking fetish with Evangelion is still beheld in this video as the thumbnail suggests. He plays the music in every fucking video for years on end.
      This is 100 minutes long I can't watch that. Can someone just tell me is he going back to his old gaming channel like he always wanted to or is he quitting till he realizes he needs some easy money?

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  2. This is the best title I've seen on this blog for quite a while.

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    1. And possibly the most accurate.

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  3. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and if you needed to make a 100+ minute video over something like this, you're autistic no matter what.

    Analysis community continues to be a fucking joke.

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    1. Looks like they're finally starting to disappear up their own arses.

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    2. Horseshoes was a joke though. After a few skits he started to geuinely review the show. Writing 5,000+ word long scripts and all. It was insane.

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    3. "he started to genuinely review the show" That's.... pretty sad. Must be a retarded fuck or someone who doesn't function well.

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  4. Show "analysis" is by far the dumbest thing to come out of this fandom.

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    1. It really is. They literally don't add anything to the fandom. Why does it even exist? Are people so fucking dumb they need to be told what to think about episodes of My Little Pony?

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    2. have you met the fans

      they need their hands held with being told not to be absolute spergs at public conventions, of course they need their hands held

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    3. >implying con attendees aren't spergs for the most part

      You're a funny guy, anon.

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    4. Most con attendees at any sort of convention, pony or otherwise, police themselves just fine. Most the time the "security" is just there to insure that, in their enthusiasms, people are not being a nuisance, or something stupid that might harm themselves. While they do also act as eyes and ears for the con so if anything serious actually happens it can properly be reported, such incidents are so rare they are hardly worth mentioning.

      If there is some weird impression that conventions are some seedy place where pedophiles and rapists roam the halls waiting to pounce some unexpected victim only to slink back into the darkness, it is because this is the narrative the fear mongering tumblrinas have painted. Heaven forbid people have any kind of harmless fun without being constantly reminded that someone at some point, might violate your rights.

      This is why we end up with cons with retarded signs plastered all over cons telling us that "cosplay does not equal consent." Consent to what you might ask? As this term usually refers sex and it would be rather odd to have to make that point at a con. Consent to touching them? Well, yes, that seems rather reasonable, I wouldn't want people randomly touching me, in a custom or not. Oh, but no, they take it further than that, they mean consent to look at them, to talk to them, or even do something as innocent as take their photo, In other-words consent to harass them, or what they in anyway feel is harassment. You know, even though every single con already has anti-harassment policies they need to make it very clear that the cos-players, especially the female cos-players, need extra special protection from all your molesters out there. Fuck the men and fuck the rest of the attendees not in an outfit, you are on your own.

      Do not even get me started on furry cons putting up signs to not hug a fursuitor without direct consent, as if giving someone in a giant fucking plush custom is some new form of rape. Even though the majority of those that actually suit are going "wtf? why the hell do you think we wear these things? we want people to feel comfortable enough that they can hug us." But, you know, the fear mongers out there are just looking out for their rights.

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    5. this comment is literally longer than the actual article and its not even about the article. wtf.

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    6. Way to win the captain fucking obvious award there, Jim. Any other grand observations?

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    7. u mad bro?

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  5. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, for someone who claims to shit on 4chan, horseman could have really learned alot from it.

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  6. As a person who watched many of Mr. Wood's videos hoping to witness yet another masterpiece akin to his Horse Pussy song I am quite baffled by this "finale" video. Honestly, I haven't realized that there was some kind of underlying "plot" to his videos at all. I thought he was just a fun loving extravert being silly on camera for the sake of it. But then this grandiloquent video happened... As a a highly experienced entertainer, as he himself claimed in his video, Mr. Wood should've known, that when a clown after a performance declares that all the thing the crowd has witnessed on stage were not in fact just silly horseplay but a work of art and a genius people will begin to realize that the person before them wasn't actually pretending to be a fool.

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    1. His humour always had an element of proclaiming his own genius and brilliance. It's not really USI. That's just the joke. I think it's the same here. If his videos were indeed all one really long joke, and he was just telling the punchline, then that's fair enough, especially if people really weren't getting it. Proclaiming it a work of masterful genius, though, is just his usual humour on top of that. It was just a funnier way of saying "See what I did there?"

      At least, that's what I took away from it.

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    2. He walked the line between parody and sincerity and, in a way, became the thing he hated. But he had to, for all of us!

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  7. Ah, so this jackass-esk angry, while drunk, videogame nerd wannabe finally tossed in the towel. His level of humor was so lowbrow only the with brain damage could appreciate it. The only thing I found humorous was how smug he acted, however I'm afraid making endless pop-culture references does not make you clever. I'm looking at you, IloveKimPossiblealot.

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    1. His horse pussy song was majestic. It bought out the true heart of /mlp/
      His two early videos back on his Drowning in footwear channel about MLP where he acts so spergy and does no analysis at all its obvious where parody when he started making 35 minute long character analysis it was pathetic I just waited to see if he would go back to gaming stuff since his skits could be funny.
      I wonder what his next move will be, his wrestling shit is even more autistic than this pony reviews so it could get worse from here. He legitmately became as fucking pretentious as Digibro (who left the pony shit behind as even he thought it was to pathetic). I dunno Jesse used to be an ok guy he just let the ridiculous amount of praise from an autistic fandom get to him just a little too much.

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  8. Why does /mlp/ suck up to him so much?

    Do they like him for the same reason children like Pewdiepie?

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    1. He is a dirty fat man with a scraggly beard who pretends to be retarded and shitposts so hard he actually shits himself. If anything, they love him because they are him.

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    2. How to keep an idiot occupied. Turn over.

      How to keep an idiot occupied. Turn over.

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    3. He originally was an AVGN clone.
      He got famous because Bronies will watch anything quite honestly.

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  9. Sure. And ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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    1. You didn't watch the entire autism did you?
      But yes its like anime that pretends to parody MOE whilst in fact being MOE.
      It doesn't make it deeper if anything it's misunderstanding the point of satire.

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  10. >I was only pretending to be retarded

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    1. Time to send in the sjw's to cut off his balls.

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  11. If i ever meet him i give him a deserved sucker punch xD

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