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Yes, you read that right, folks! Everyone's favorite fandom religious zealot, Flameheart Kindle, released a song earlier today entitled "Better than Equestria."


The message of the song is pretty simple and straightforward: Heaven is better than Equestria. In his words, "The message of this song is very important. As wonderful as Equestria is, it's a fictional place and we can't go there. But the good news is, Heaven is a REAL place, it is MUCH better than Equestria and we CAN go there!"

Chances are if you browse this site, you need some Jesus. Lucky for you, Flameheart Kindle is here to deliver us all unto salvation!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Comments (34)

  1. Hate to break it to you, but this piece of work has been out for months.

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    1. Oh shit, lol. He just started promoting it on his Twitter today and in classic HN tradition I did no actual fact-checking or verification.

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    2. Well, then the both of you are slow on the uptick FS. You FAIL.

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    3. Root beer and Wimmins are better than fucking gay Equestria

      now shut the hell up you whiny cock sucking bitches!!!!

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    4. SHUT UP YOUR INFIDELS


      THIS!!!!

      IS YOUR REAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      http://pre10.deviantart.net/ceea/th/pre/f/2014/327/2/1/me_me_me__pone_by_ligerstorm-d87dt5w.png


      PRAY TO THE ALMIGHTY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!

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    5. this fucking song is retarded like the one who wrote it...

      end of story

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  2. I'd kinda just assumed, given how retarded this faggot is, he'd died from forgetting to breathe or something.

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  3. i wanna say something not related to this posting

    ejem...

    http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2486030


    so much fucking pride for that goddamn shitty animaded short



    Hideaki Anno

    FUCK YOU!! YOU JAPANESE BASTARD!!!

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    1. What am I looking at, what is this, who are you talking about, why are you mad, why should I or anyone else here care, and why would you ever think that posting this here was a good idea?

      Fucking autists, seriously.

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    2. that's because it was related to the fulfilling desires of man between heaven or hell that was a big example of it

      and anon,be a little more respectful for the people with autism you fanboys doesn't know anything about it

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  4. Look at the comments, this guy is gold.

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  5. Hmm, go to a place where you know tons of people are in Hell while you spend the vast majority of your time worshiping an incredibly desperate attention whore God...

    Or go to a place where everyone is a cute pony and where there are no hobos, starvation, or war. Plus fuck'in awesome magic and flying.

    Yeah, I don't think it's a long shot to say that Equestria > Christian Heaven

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    1. >2015
      >Still thinking that Equestria is a utopia

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    2. Plot twist : anon is speaking about celestia when mentioning "desperate attention whore god".

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  6. "go to a place where you know tons of people are in Hell"

    mmmmmmmm

    like youtube,Deviantart or sankaku?

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  7. we already are in HELL and they call it...


    LIFE.

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  8. well,he has a point there,the "me me me" animated short wasn't very smart,it was a big pile of turd made with vomit and nothing else and that freaking neon vanilla haspengerlion didn't surprise me either

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  9. >implying the concept of Heaven and God aren't fictional.

    Oh fuck, here we go again. The last refuge of a man with no answers; "It came from God."

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  10. Ephesians 4:26, 27 “Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath: Neither give place to the devil.”


    http://orig13.deviantart.net/bfe8/f/2014/335/e/5/_me_me_me__pony__by_kikuri_tan-d88ev6a.png

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  11. Colossians 3:5
    "Put to death, therefore", "whatever belongs to your earthly nature":" sexual immorality"," impurity","lus"," evil desires and greed","which is idolatry"

    http://img02.deviantart.net/ec5e/i/2015/074/3/d/me_me_me__ponified__meme_chan_pony_by_happy_darling-d8la1zh.png

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  12. Matthew 5:28, "But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart." Job 31:11-12 "For lust is a shameful sin, a crime that should be punished. It is a devastating fire that destroys to hell. It would wipe out everything I own."


    http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/333/3/8/commission__vinyl_me_me_me__by_danmakuman-d87ytrk.png

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    1. >anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her
      >For lust is a shameful sin, a crime that should be punished.

      And that's how feminism was born

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  13. >Heaven is a REAL place, it is MUCH better than Equestria and we CAN go there!
    >Heaven is a REAL
    >REAL?

    Hahahahaa, and Jesus is White? XDdDDDdD

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  14. Heaven is real man, it is called smoking a bowl while getting a blowjob.

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  15. I think Belinda Carlisle solved this one a while ago:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

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  16. I hope you are planning to spotlight his anti-clopper series as well once part 3 comes out.

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    1. Oh wait, never mind. He just released it. This shit is priceless.

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  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njbSH99WNi0

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  18. lol its a good thing iam an atheist cause this song is shit ether way

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  19. Fedora tipping intensifies so much in HN comments.

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  20. You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Brony music worse.

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  21. Really? Serious? Hmmm... Let us see here. Heaven was made up by people afraid of death and put into a book wrote by other people for a religion that generally hates everyone who is not a member of it. Equestria is a place made up by people who dreamed of a better place than here and put in a television show made up by people to promote good moral values in children. What makes heaven more real than equestria. Which would i rather go to? Heaven or equestria. Most likely equestria after looking at all the facts. This is just another example of a dieing religion trying to gain more followers by sucking them from another group who have a large follower base. Sad.

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