Horse News closed: Out to the movies by


You may have noticed we haven't posted anything for...days. While the rumors of Capper General leaving us to drunkenly fight the Canadian Communist regime can neither be confirmed nor denied, the answer to our absence is much simpler.


AVENGERS 2 FUCKERS

EVERYONE DIES

NO ONE IS SAFE

PRAISE ROBERT DOWNEY JR

Comments (12)

  1. Hawkeye was the best character in the movie and I liked Ultron more than Loki.

    There, I said it.

    Goddamn I cannot wait for Civil War.

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  2. "EVERYONE DIES"

    like in Shingeki no kyojin

    CRUNCH! MUNCH! JAM! JAM! OM! MO! NOM! NOM! MOM!MO! SSSWLUURRP! RAWMMMMMMM!

    LEVI NO!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG****KKKKK!!!

    BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*******PPP

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    The End!

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  3. horse news is bad nowadays.
    back in 2013... those where the best days of horse news...
    there was a time this site was funny,
    they made many strikethrough posts...
    this doesn't even happen anymore....
    horse news is dead

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    1. your mom is dead

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    2. "only 2013 horsefuckers remember when horse news was good!"

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    3. >implying horse news was ever "good"

      newfags trying to be oldfags trying to justify their existence

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    4. Apparently I triggered somebody enough to edit my post! I feel honoured. Don't worry, if I actually thought this site was shit I wouldn't bother to visit.

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    5. the news are shit but the comments are funny

      troll kind a funny!

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  4. no anon from 21:33

    back in 2013 on that year humanity received a grim reminder


    SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SING DIE JÄGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Yes goy! Spend your hard earned sheckles on something unproductive and stupid.Good little goy.

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  6. titans love to eat Goys! YUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!

    i love goys there so tasty!

    BURP!!!!

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  7. Ultrons ass gives me weird feels.

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