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Holy shit what a weekend. BABScon is over and surprisingly we all survived.
Horse News is back and will have a lot to talk about over the next few days, but until then we've got just a few things for your amusement while we sleep off the jetlag.




BronyCon promises equality for all.



The Denver Brony seeking love got a response. We hope he finds his pet Scootaloo.


The premier is still causing this shit, just as expected.


Twilight Sparkle is the smartest unicorn in Equestria. This implies that there is at least one pegasus or earth pony smarter than her. Given that Pinkie Pie and the rest find books on her shelves that she seemingly can't, despite them being alphabetized, this probably should be less of a shock.


People are receiving their lube shipments and have been putting it on everything from pizza to french fries. The coupon code "HORSENEWS15" will still get you 15% off your order.


EquestriaForums was reportedly hacked and replaced with this. 

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  1. In other 'news', SJWs can't tell the difference between the things that make us unique and making shit up to feel special.

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  2. Jesus you guys truly are fucking dipshit manchildren. If you really think Starlight was the SJW in that episode, you completely missed the mark. If anything it's the Mane 6 who are the SJWs in the episode, in that they've been pro "special snowflake" mentality since like FOREVER. Cutie marks???? How do they not ring "special snowflake right here"?

    You guys crying over SJWs are like Starlight and the Mane 6 you've been praising have been the SJWs this whole damn time. Jesus just get over it.

    Also the whole point of the current social justice push in our culture is to make it so people aren't forced to be "normal" or even "pseudo-equal" with one another. PoC, LGBT+, neuro-atypicals, otherkins, and furries don't have to be "normal" to be accepted.

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    1. Top lel m8, worthy b8

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    2. So, how does it feel to know that your parents never really loved you?

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    3. >implying otherkin and furries are oppressed minorities

      Not sure if bait or just average tumblr user

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    4. "Remember kids! Anytime somebody disagrees with your ideological views on the internet, they're a neckbearded manchild! Don't be afraid to really lay on the fedora insults too! That'll show 'em!"

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    5. I don't know about you, OP, but when I think of SJWs, it's their authoritarian groupthink demanding that everyone fall into line and have the same opinions or else that jumps out to me, not their bent towards snowflake faggotry. Glimmer PERFECTLY encapsulates the SJW mentality, right down to the part where she turned out to be a massive hypocrite in the end and had a huge mental breakdown.

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  3. DragonDicks is bitching about bronies.

    What a fucking surprise.

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  4. Is DragonDicks even relevant? She hasn't got a clue what the fuck is going on. Every time I've seen her enter a debate, she doesn't appear to have any idea what the other party is saying. She sure as shit didn't understand that episode. From what I hear she's well over 40, I think dementia is setting in.

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  5. At least we now know why BronyCon offers up the exact same assortment of shit each year instead of trying something original.

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  6. All I want to know is why on the topic of colorful lube your hellbent on a critique of it slavored on toast. People want to know Capper.

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    1. He's just mad that none of it is getting spread on him.

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  7. >Twilight Sparkle is the smartest unicorn in Equestria. This implies that there is at least one pegasus or earth pony smarter than her
    Someone needs to go back over basic logic here.

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  8. I heard that Twilight is going to lose her wings in this season, its a chance that happens

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