New website for equine relation verification by


Let's face it, we've all been there. You meet a nice girl, you go on a few dates, soon enough you're getting ready to pop the question, but you have a lingering fear in the back of your mind. 
"Is my girlfriend actually a horse? Or has she been lying to me the entire time?"
Well now you can put your troubled mind to rest, as "IsYourGirlfriendAHorse.com" has arrived.

Keep your food bills down and stop wasting money on hay, by answering a few simple questions, in a comprehensive equnity analysis engine. Questions cover aspects of your girlfriend's appearance as well her habits.


Upon taking the test himself, one our senior writers discovered there was a 70 percent chance that his own girlfriend did NOT have hooves, which has caused him a great deal of personal distress. Don't let it happen to you. Take the test. 

http://isyourgirlfriendahorse.com/

Comments (3)

  1. Wat do? My girlfriend is a hand.

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  2. >It is 50% likely your girlfriend is a horse
    >tfw no gf
    >tfw no face

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  3. 13%. This test is right on. My girlfriend is a deer. She didn't understand the gem questions at all.

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