Michael Jackgriff0n - Michelle Creeber by


So glad to see that someone is setting finally setting the record straight about the fandom's premier Michael Jackson impersonator, and his favorite 15 year old companion. On April 2nd a new song hit Youtube, reminding everyone that the white-skinned-black-guy is totally not a Creeper, titled "Michelle Creeber".
Michael Jackson is clearly an inspiration for the singer, who has recorded numerous covers and parodies of his music in recent years, frequently featuring 15-year-old celebrities.

The late Michael Jackson was also accused of child molestation on numerous occasions, but never convicted therefore making it totally untrue, a fact which is totally irrelevant to this song post.

The song wholesale denies any and all allegations and rumors from Anonymous commenters regarding the singer's relationship status, putting them to bed once and for all.

At press time, Jackgryphon was selling Autographs for $20 outside a convention hotel in California.

Comments (15)

  1. Fucking beautiful.

    What's even more surprising is that this guy actually sings pretty decently. 8/8 gr8 b8 m8.

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    1. h8rs gonna h8, are hard to s8

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    2. Yeah. This is quality shit right here. And the lyrics were pretty good as well.

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  2. Not even going to listen to it, but I already like it because it mocks Gryph0n-pedo. Or would it be Gryhp0n-hebe at this point?

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    1. Isn't 15 already a legal age?

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    2. 2 more seasons baby

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    3. 2 more seasons? Try 3 more, asshole. I don't give a fuck what the age of consent is in Canadia.

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    4. >2 more seasons? Try 3 more, asshole.

      Implying we're gonna get 2 seasons in 2 years

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    5. >using greentext outside of halfchan or fullchan

      Troll harder or lurk more, faggot.

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  3. This was great!

    Now we just need a song about Dustykatt's passionate hate for pasta.

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    1. Nobody cares about Dustyfatass. Besides, the furfag's kept his head down. Sadly, that helps people forget.

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  4. Still trying to wrap my brain around the fact he was in autograph room at BABSCon, charging people no less.

    For God's sake people can be gullible and dumb. Oh well, you know what the say about a fool and their money.

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  5. BLACKGRYPH0NE GET YOUR NAVY PEDOPHILE ASS OUTTA HERE!

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  6. My my this shit is better than anything blackgryphon ever produced. well done OP

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