"There is no wrong way to fantasize"
This is why we can't have nice things.
It was kekworthy porn of a legendary scale.
How about that hiat-Oh.
What was the porn at least? Was that Japanese pterodactyl porn or something?
Japanese pterodactyl porn is tame compared to what we watched.
It can't be as hardcore as *gulp* vanilla porn featuring missionary for the sole purpose of procreation... r-right?