Entire Horse News Staff Gone Missing: Presumed Adrift at Sea by

SAUCE

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  1. Good riddance. Burn in hell, all of you fuckers.
    (I-if th-thats okay… with y-you…)

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    1. You wouldn't be saying that if you hadn't missed the party at babscon.

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  2. Found them: https://twitter.com/HorseNewsMLP/status/584849557269254144

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  3. Why did I just wake up with Capper's autograph on my face? Could this be a clue?

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  4. I can write, don't worry. Just somebody tell me what the fuck's going on in the fandom (I don't really pay attention to be honest) and I'll get drunk and shit out something. It'll be great, honest.

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    1. Getting drunk on the job is half of the job requirements.

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    2. job is one of the last things I would use to describe working on this site. Can't pay the bills with snarky remarks and used plushies brah.

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  5. I find it amusing that this lifeboat can hold all three of them.

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    1. It was built for 8 people, so it's a trade off

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  6. Oh my god get Ponyta out of there, she's the worst pony

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