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But since I've already wasted these precious minutes, I may as well give you guys a brief overview of DisneyFanatic2364's "Bride of Discord." "Bride of Discord" is an "audio drama" that is "based on" a fanfic by DisneyFanatic2364. I didn't watch enough of this monstrosity to get a feel for the plot (seriously, 45 fucking minutes of this shit and I don't even know what the plot is), but the general idea I got from the /mlp/ thread was that it mostly revolves around (and I paraphrase) "Discord raping Fluttershy in almost every episode"
|I shit you not, they actually called it an audio drama|
"What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride."
If that doesn't turn you off of this story, don't worry. It gets worse. Because, as I've mentioned, this is more than just a shitty fanfic. This is a shitty fanfic that has been adapted for your listening pleasure!
|And viewing pleasure! Truly the design team has mastered MS Paint!|
From the looks of things, though, I got me some souls to save...
Truthfully, I'm not sure where to begin with this. The background to the story is weak: Discord magically escapes being hit by the Elements of Harmony from the Season 2 premiere and just sits in a cave for three years. During this time, he also develops a habit of talking to himself. Sound familiar?
The series is riddled with mediocre voice acting, stale cringey jokes, shallow characterization that overemphasizes certain traits of the main characters, and weak dialogue.
|Speaking of the voice acting...|
I didn't think it was possible to find Pinkie Pie any more annoying than I already do, but boy was I wrong! Also, the story mentions that Fluttershy basically has dudes all over her. If you haven't called bullshit on the poor writing at that point, there's your chance!
The story really started to get weird when it was announced that Cadance was pregnant (pretty nonchalantly too, I might add). That really set the stage for the story's WOW LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIPPING.
But just when you think "Eh, it's just some kid's dumb fanfic, could be worse I guess," they go and make it worse.
Hey guys, do you like Queen?
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For those of you as masochistic as I am, you can watch the first episode here.