Recently the Horse News office staff has been in a very good mood: The prolonged hiatus is ending this weekend, Babscon is also this weekend, and Newsie is finally getting laid on a daily basis. This unfortunately wasn’t enough for one Horse News intern, who had ‘broken his last straw’ earlier this morning. Details after the break.
As other Horse News writers were hard at work researching for more Newsie art pieces and nursing their hangovers, the intern only known as Anon was sent out on a coffee run. All was calm as he rode the elevator down: two employees were participating in a drinking contest with their company supplied flasks while our intern was checking out this twitter feed on his phone. Suddenly his face was contorted in anger as he stared at one particular tweet. The two employees slowed down their drinking just enough to hear him mutter to himself before flipping out and throwing his phone against the elevator doors.
“I’m sick of this meme bullshit from this fucking worthless fandom!” Anon shouted at the doors while the two frightened man-children held each other, “Every goddamn Tuesday the same routine happens over and over again. Taco Tuesday was never funny! NEVER! It was just an Equestria Girls substitute for actual show content!” Anon turned on the emergency switch in the elevator and started smirking manically as he slowly turned to the two writers. “Well, I think it’s about time I ended this ride.”
Anon then began frantically looking around the elevator until he gazed up, his smile widening. He looked down and snapped at the two: “Well what are you waiting for, get down on your knees! I’ve got work to do.” The two sobbed as they bent down on their knees. They had seen enough porn to know where this was going. The two were shaking as Anon took off his pants and shirt only to stand on top of them and lift the ceiling tile up.
Before they knew it, Anon was gone, but his crazed rambling echos of ‘Taco Tuesday’ could still be heard as they scrambled for their phones and called for help. So far no one has been able to find him in the elevator shaft, but several other employees have felt thumps in their offices. However, this could just be their hangovers talking.