So it's a big day for the world.
First and foremost, The Large Hadron Collider is powering up, right this minute, in an endeavor that may prove, and/or make contact with, a parallel universe.
Scientists have successfully inserted Woolly Mammoth DNA into elephants, bringing them closer than ever to bringing back a species that has been extinct for nearly 4000 years, Jurassic-Park Style.
Super Troopers 2 launched their funding campaign, with a promise to create an actual Beerfest event.
Boeing created and patented a laser forcefield, confirming once and for all that this is the future.
All of these things, and yet THERE IS STILL NO HALF-LIFE 3!
God dammit everything sucks.
Oh also there's a new MLP Synopsis out for episode 6. That's probably what you wanted when you clicked on the article.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic : Appleoosa's Most Wanted
Infamous outlaw Troubleshoes Clyde returns to terrorize the Appleoosa rodeo and the Cutie Mark Crusaders set out to bring him to justice and finally get their cutie marks.