|What could be better than drunk rednecks and loud noises?|
Smokey Joe, a five-year-old dwarf pony (yes, it's a little pony, let's get that one out of our systems) was enjoying a casual Thursday night of doing horse things. Joe found himself hankerin' for a swim after a long day of running and eating hay and fulfilling the sexual desires of the family that owns him. Following in the footsteps of fellow Indiana legend Pat McAfee, Joe decided to go for a swim in a local icy river (hey, do you really expect someone named "Smokey" to make good life choices?).
|Based Pat McAfee: Best punter to ever play the game|
|Artist's depiction of the scene|
Sources have quoted Russell as saying "Hot damn, I sure hope that giant horsecock of his still works!" upon first hearing of the rescue.
|Confirmed: Smokey loves dem greens|
Original story: http://fox59.com/2015/02/19/brown-county-firefighters-volunteers-assist-in-rescuing-pony-from-icy-waters/