Limited Tickets Remain for Kentucky Derby by



Being in the dead of Winter, it's somewhat difficult to imagine the warm Spring days ahead at the race track. But, believe it or not, the Kentucky Derby is a mere 79 days away now, and sources confirm there are limited seats left!

A mere handful of tickets are available for the 141st derby event, which takes place at Churchill Downs in Kentucky. Currently you can still get general admission for as low as $35, but it's tough to say how long that will last.

We can't wait to bring you Horse News coverage of the contenders for this year's title this May.

We've already picked OUR favorite: "Hashtag Bourbon"


Our second choice is this one, which we will henceforth refer to as "Hiatus".



Comments (8)

  1. Already have my VIP tickets!

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  2. What the fuck does this have to do with MLP?

    Also, [spoiler]Saratoga Racetrack is best racetrack[/spoiler]

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  3. Ocho Ocho Ocho is best racehorse

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    1. Far Right > Far From Over > Mr. Z > Danny Boy > Another Lemon Drop > The Truth Or Else > Ocho Ocho Ocho

      Get on my level pleb
      [spoiler] The Hiatus is strong in this shitposting [/spoiler]

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  4. I can only hope that fine gentlemen from Horse News cover Kentucky Derby in similar spirit to Hunter S. Thompson in The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved.
    http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

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    1. Id happily go If someone would like to pay for me to get drunk with a strange brit, then get drunker and not even cover the damned thing.

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  5. Finally, actual HORSE NEWS

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