How to spend your valenties day the Jin way! by




While the >normies were spending their valentines day with each other, and all of 4chan were spending it with their waifus, everyone's favorite plushy fucker spent it with his love.

The details after the break!








As you may or may not remember Jin, but he was the guy who told Kevinsano to not draw Twilight Sparkle porn because "We are getting married."


Now, last time he surfaced, he went quiet after the announcement of the twilacorn, so it was assumed that he an heroed after the Twiliacorn/Brad the waifu stealer era.

Well, the news of his demise was greatly overexaggerated.

First, it appeared like any other post on the traditional "Valentine with the Waifu" thread, but a second look would almost guarantee one was looking at the iconic Twilight plush:




It wasn't long before it went to Derpibooru



More pictures? Well let's take a look:













Looks like Jin's Valentines was great! Hope you, the HN reader and occasional baneposter : ^ ), spent the day that recognises love, romance, and shitty Twilight Series fanfics turned into a motion picture into a day with loving your waifu, because real relationships are for >normies.











Comments (34)

  1. This is why murder should be legal...

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    1. If that was the case, you´d be gone long ago.

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    2. Which would mean I wouldn't have to see stuff like this guy, therefore my point stands.

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    3. The first picture isn't the Jin plushy. The eyes aren't offset weird. Just fyi :p

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  2. I mean it's a dude with a plushie on a date, but that first pic with the plushie and the burg is really cute. That necklace looks cute on it.

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  3. I really can't tell if this guy is pulling a fantastically complicated ruse or is dead fucking serious. If it's the former, I applaud him for this. If not, I don't how to feel, outside of wanting to vomit. Also, is that a friggin tickle fetish wand?!

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    1. Poe's law needs to take a breather whenever this guy shows up.

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    2. Jin is 100% genuine, and I can verify it. How, you might ask? I've met him in person, and that's proof enough! Also I've been talking with him on and off Online for the past three years, since before the Kevinsano letter went viral. He's as legit as they get, so take that as you will.

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  4. Was that really the guy who wanted to marry Twilight Sparkle? I read the thread and he didn't seem to be the type of person.

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    1. yup, that's jin

      the only places he's really still active after his dumbass note went viral are derpibooru and /mlp/
      there's also that autistic MLP RP forum too where he complained to others about him getting e-popular, but the last time I saw caps of him posting there was 2013

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    2. Guess I was fooled. I thought for sure he posted the dating Twilight stuff ironically.

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    3. No it wasn't Jin

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    4. Christ HN it wasn't Jin.. The guy was around last year too. I'd expect this from eqd but not y'all

      -bigtwiguy blacks out his face, jin doesn't
      -bigtwiguy isn't overly autistic or deviant about it
      -bigtwiguy actually went out with friends
      -the posting styles are completely different
      -Jin doesn't live in Florida

      Its not even noon and I'm 200% mad

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  5. if you're reading this, jin...

    I'm not gonna lie, I'm glad that you exist to help keep me grounded to reality, knowing that there are people on this earth far more autistic than I ever will be when it comes to pony

    more power to you and all, but there are just some things you should really keep to yourself

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  6. Is it wrong if I actually find this kind of adorable? I feel a little jealous of someone being this happy.

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    1. Nothing really wrong with it at all... just the whole "posting it online" thing.

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  7. Horse News, you fucked up. Jin doesn't own a giant Twilight plush. The guy that does is the one that posted that same plush last year which had a zippered secret compartment, the plush made by MyLittleWaifu, whom he lived with at the time (unknown if he still does).

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    1. What this guy says, you fucked up Horse News. Jin's plush and the giant Twi are clearly two different ones.

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  8. The fact that the plushie has a gold ring in the horn tells me it´s actually serious. Also, he seems to be a Sonic fan, so that explains most of his autism, we´re all pretty fucked up, but he´s on another level.

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  9. I'm not sure the guy with the necklace on the boat isn't Jin. Beside he posted with a picture beside her with his censored face, I don't think Jin would've bothered.

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  10. I'm interested to know where this guy would be right now if he'd never heard of MLP.

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  11. Horse News fucking up their facts yet again. Just another sign that they are completely divorced from /mlp/.

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    1. Chelis has admitted he doesn't frequent /mlp/ regularly, if at all.

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    2. Only faggots still use /mlp/ - /pone/ is where it's at.

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  12. For a second I thought the red sleeve on that card was Big Mac's huge heors cock.

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  13. You clearly are blind, those are definitely 2 different Twilight plushies.

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  14. Hmmmm I can't help but feel the whole article is fake. Some of the pictures and the info seems...off.

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  15. Yeah I took that picture and I'm pretty sure I'm not Jin. I appreciate the coverage though.

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  16. The Twilight plushie that Jin has pictured with himself isn't the same plushie as the Twilight at the dinner table. Jin's plushie has eyes more on the sides of her head while dinner table Twilight has eyes more forward.
    I'm not saying Jin doesn't have two plushies (he probably has twenty well-fucked plushies), but they are definitely not the same plushie.

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  17. >writes an article about what a weirdo Jin is for taking his waifu on a date
    >finishes article with picture of author's waifu and a full meal set out for her

    Not sure if it's possible to be this stupid, or it was a failed attempt at a joke. "Author is a faggot" tag is accurate as hell in this case. Can we get a "Chelis article, don't read" tag next?

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  18. I still think this guy is trolling "ChristianU2Uber" style

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