After thirteen months of pitching our crappy web series, Horse News has finally made it to the big time, signing a ten episode deal with NBC, home to amazing programming like The Slap and Ironside. In fact, our sitcom's intro is now available online for your viewing pleasure. What's it about? Who's on it?
Well keep reading you lazy shit
Set in Detroit, Horse News: The Sitcom will feature all your favorite writers and Rarifag living under one roof, struggling to understand why there are so many horses having sex on the couch. Friendships are made, tears are shed, and Capper just ends up getting drunk every episode. There will be sex, there will be love, there will be tragedy, and yes, an even bigger dosage of pony for the masses.
Let's not forget guest stars! Already set to appear on the show is the best voice actress to ever walk the earth. Everyone's favorite pony VA, Grey DeLisle will make an appearance as Jim's aunt, who eventually becomes romantically involved with every single person in the house. Also set to appear is Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye as the hyper-liberal gay couple down the street! And while this last one hasn't been confirmed yet, we're expecting fellow Detroit native Eminem to make a quick cameo, inevitably spouting something homophobic and walking away.
So get ready for intelligent and wacky shenanigans on Horse News: The Sitcom, premiering September 12th of this year!
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