Dough Boy says 'adieu - anon says goodbye, has 8 months to live by



It seems that February is as cruel and cold a mistress as ever. Not content with taking CrunchBite from us, yet another long-time nor/mlp/erson announced his own setting sun. The tripfag known as (dough boy) claims he has been diagnosed with liver cancer, and has less than 8 months to live.
It's not uncommon for /mlp/ users and 4channers in general to announce when their time is short for this world. In 2012, the poster known simply as "Kevin" struggled through his final days on the board alongside his fellow anons.


Dough Boy has been a long-time poster, notorious for living a lifestyle which by his own admission may have contributed to his prognosis. As is so often the case, we are reminded that money can't buy health. 

Before departing, the anon had a few words of advice to share, in hopes that other anons would learn from his mistakes. "Drinkings fine, moderation is key." Dough Boy said. "I keep relapsing man, no I'm on deaths door. I failed my battle with addiction, but I hope you can win your battle with yours."

Best of luck Dough Boy.


Comments (9)

  1. He has liver cancer, right? I thought liver transplants were things that existed. Am I wrong?

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    1. Probably not a candidate, given that he continues to drink and abuse drugs. Sad but true.

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  2. It's sad to see this happen, especially to someone so young. I can only hope that my usual internet cynicism is correct, and he's making this up for sick lulz. The alternative, that someone so young and promising became addicted to drugs/drinking and is going to die soon, is just too awful.

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  3. February is a cruel bitch.

    I wonder what it is about this time of year?

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  4. I suggest that this man seek prayer. He needs to go to his local church and ask them to pray with him. If anything talk to them about his condition. God is good and he can heal him. I'll be praying for him.

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    1. HOW DARE YOU RAWR FOAM RAGE BESMIRCHING MY LEGACY GRRAR TRANNY SMASH

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  5. he's actually sort of cute

    sad to see him go

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  6. >long time poster
    >first post was july 16th 2014

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