After over three weeks and nine threads dedicated to his magnum opus of horse humans, rape, stalling, Chad worshiping, shitposting, stalling, bumping, wishing, stalling, love, friendship, stops to Mexico City, and even more stalling, based writefag NaOH finally delivered today. It's about damn time too, because our anticipation couldn't hold out any longer.
|Archive shot because Capper was drunk|
What followed was magical. A journey of yet another anon, fresh off the mean streets of Detrot and now claims Canterlot High as his hood. The story of a new kid who gets shit on, finds a friend in Rainbow Dash, and redeems himself (some what). A story of win, cock blocking of the highest caliber, friendship, keks, and now the opportunity to come inside, Rainbow Dash.
All of this comes from an incredibly based writefag. NaOH consistently took all of his followers' shit and they gladly ate up all of his, even when he only posted one shred of green a night, if that. So for creating a following of this caliber and keeping everyone on the edge of their seats by being a master of the cliffhanger, NaOH gets a poorly lit spotlight to bask in on Horse News.
|this makes far more sense in context|
He goes for it by the way. The pay off is only as sweet with an entire saga behind it, though. I suggest you start reading up, reader.
I swear to god if NaOH stops this story in the middle of sexualz I will come to his dirt village and smack him. We've been waiting, damn it. Also why is this an article?