The Clop Poll by


Time to settle this once and for all



Pre-HN results


Comments (41)

  1. I mean

    was ANYONE surprised at this?

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    1. Nope, we're all horse fuckers.

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    2. Yes, I expected no more than 10% "No" votes.

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    3. Horse fucking should be a separate poll.

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    4. We're anons to the core

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    5. I don't clop. The only exception would be if they made a real 3dpp version of MLP and I'm not talking about the crap one that already exists.

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  2. Oh perfect, even more ammo for those who go out of their way to label every Brony as a horse fucker.

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    1. But that's the thing. We're not bronies. We ARE horsefuckers. And you better start calling us as such. Our preferred pronouns are clop/clop/clopself.
      Check your privileges.

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    2. >We're not bronies. We ARE horsefuckers. And you better start calling us as such. Our preferred pronouns are clop/clop/clopself.

      This is the only correct answer. Anyone who thinks otherwise, especially from shitholes like tumblr, are uninformed, retarded faggots.

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    3. >all the denial

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    4. A Y Y L M A O
      Y Y L M A O A
      Y L M A O A Y
      L M A O A Y Y
      M A O A Y Y L
      A O A Y Y L M
      O A Y Y L M A

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  3. /mlp/'s taste in R34

    http://strawpoll.me/374057

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  4. Still not as bad as furries

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    1. That's horse shit. Furries begin and end with smut. Cloppers get off to children's cartoons. Which is better?

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    2. Furry smut is based off of an entire genre of children's cartoons, you moron. And let's not talk about the fursuits/ furry "lifestyle" and all that involves. No, really, let's not.

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  5. The skewed results could be due to the audience that generally comes here, as the reporting style of Horse News might cater to those more inclined to clop. I would also suspect that many of those who voted for "no" might be from off-site and found the poll through sharing, reblogs, etc.

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    1. Well, yeah. You'd probably see the contrary on EQD.

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    2. Or people who voted "No" for lulz. Like me.

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    3. That would actually be really interesting to see poll results from outside /mlp/'s sphere of influence.

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    4. I've been watching the show since 2011 and I've been visiting HN since spring 2014 and I still don't clop. What am I doing wrong?

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    5. Are you me, anon?

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    6. I disagree. That follow up picture is prior to being on Horse News, and it's still 80% percent yes.

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  6. Does clop mean masturbate?

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    1. No it means gangbang ass2mouth interracial bbc cuckold rape by huge horse penis and downing horse semens

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    2. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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  7. You sick faks.

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  8. Yup, I clop, but only when it relates to the fetishes I already had before pone came along.
    Vanilla clop stuff doesn't do it for me.

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    1. You're in luck half of all clop is a combo of wierd hentai fetishes since most of the cloppers came from being into other 2D stuff like that. I stick to 3D.

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  9. Love me some horse pussy

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  10. I keep getting "Could not cast your vote. Error returned by server." Come on, people, let my voice be heard!

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  11. if you voted no

    YOU'RE LYING

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  12. Pff!
    I fucking DRAW clop. The only feeling better than clopping is knowing other people are clopping because of something you did.

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    1. You're happy that a bunch of greasy neckbearded spergs are tugging their disgusting sweaty chodes over your unpaid art?
      How does it feel living in Denial?

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  13. I don't do it, it generally doesn't inspire me. Not lying. Though a buttshot can be slightly alluring.

    I don't get why anyone gives a shit about what people think. It's no stranger than ogling and lusting after some dumb half-starved woman in a magazine or TV show like we're "supposed to". At least you'd actually want to have these girls stick around for breakfast.

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    1. >'Girls'
      >Clop
      One of these doesn't match

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  14. >tfw don't even have hooves

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  16. Funfact. I'm actually into beastiality and i go out and fuck my neighbors horses all the time. I think of ponies the whole time. I'm also into scat, piss, and tentacles with ponies and horses. I could sit and eat a bowl of horse shit if I had some

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