Purple Tinker wants money for her new pussy by


A certain infamous horse personality is taking donations for a very special purpose, and we thought we'd help out. Please, won't you help donate money for Purple Tinker's new pussy?



Meet Buddy, Purple Tinker's foster pussy. Found on the streets of NYC, this little guy needs a home not run by a purple horse or homeless people. Don't let his bad ass street cred intimidate you, he's a cuddly little guy who only wants love, just not the kind from the Naked Cowboy. So he needs to get adopted, and before that he needs to be adoption ready.

So, if you would like to make a difference for Buddy, please go to Buddy's GoFundMe page where Purple Tinker is asking people for money to get her pussy groomed, clean, and healthy. This is the internet people, we love pussies. Help one get a fresh start today.


And here we see another hairy pussy getting a face full of cream. Horse News loves creamed pussy!

Comments (33)

  1. Misleading headline. Male cats are toms, not pussies.

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    1. I think it fits perfectly, considering this is Purple Tinker we are talking about.

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    2. Stop being a bigot. Transgender cats are NORMAL and deserve LOVE too. This cat, although possessing male organs, identifies as female and prefers the pronouns pussy/pussy/pussycat. Just show some respect, cisgender scum.

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  2. Damnit, you almost got me on this one.

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  3. We Sankaku Complex now?

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  4. GEE, I BET THIS ISN'T A SCAM OR ANYTHING! LEMME JUST THROW MONEY AT SOMEONE WHO TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE A VERY SHADY HISTORY WHEN IT COMES TO HANDLING MONEY!

    I AM IMPLYING SARCASM!

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    1. Seriously, though, if the he-bitch wants money, he can get a job like the rest of us.

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    2. I AM posting photos of all receipts, you know.

      And they kind of have my name on them.

      > inb4 "FAKED! SHOPPED!"

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    3. Yes, people will say that because they will be faked and shopped.

      Saying it now to apply early damage control will NOT change that.

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    4. Can anyone who's claiming PT shouldn't be trusted elaborate a bit? I remember situations concerning other members of the fandom who shouldn't be trusted, but don't remember any concerning PT and cash.

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    5. Do some research. PT rose to a prominent position within the brownie fandumb by founding Bronycon among other things. And we all know how fur-..... I mean brownies are jealous of those in power.

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    6. 1. she paid off an ex-staffer to the tune of $6k when he quit. odds are bad it came out of her personal account

      2. http://dprpltnkr.tumblr.com/ alleges that a raffle she hosted never gave out prizes

      3. she's openly admitted that "derpy mailgrams" that she sold 3-5 years ago were never sent out, and there has been no refunds given either

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    7. wait SIX THOUSAND ACTUAL DOLLARS? WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO WORK AT BRONYCON

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    8. The raffle without prizes is true. However, she had been paying to host the local Meetup group so I personally considered it a thank-you donation.

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    9. She stole money, but then donated some of it back to other people! That's definitely fine, then.

      What kind of logic is this?

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    10. 1) I paid the staffer in question BEFORE he quit, not after.
      2) I awarded the prize, to a brony named Colby. Announcement (note date, 12/27/2011) at http://i.imgur.com/hfOdIn5.png ; Colby confirming at http://i.imgur.com/4ceHtNE.png .
      3) No "refunds" are possible because the Derpygrams were prizes for a survey (http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/project-merch-surveys-are-complete.html). No money was paid. There's nothing to "refund".

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    11. You misunderstand. I didn't expect anything to come from the raffle, since I didn't even attend BronyCon. I only bought a ticket (donated) to help offset Meetup costs. It's a shame that the raffle turned out not happen (at least during the con, if it did even happen at all), but that was after the fact and wasn't part of my decision-making process.

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  5. >Purple Tinker
    >20 charities a week
    >"I'm not on public assistance!"
    >implying that shystering the brony fandom doesn't count as public assistance

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  6. This will end with Tinker pocketing the money and killing that poor cat to pretend it was "happily adopted"

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    1. you mean like she did to her pet ferret?

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    2. Yes, I killed the ferret. I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

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    3. A tiny ferret liver hardly seems a filling meal for a woman of your ... Girth.

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  7. Pussy? We should be saving up money for one of those newfangled face transplant surgeries instead, he needs that much more than pussy surgery!

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  8. After derpygate i'm not helping that piece of shit out even if it is supposedly for a cat.

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    1. That was Yamino, dear. I know us trans women all look alike. ;P

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    2. men*

      ftfy

      ps yamino didn't have to buy her vagina

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    3. Caitlin, really, you don't have to hide behind anonymity. You're too obvious.

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    4. is caitlin your female handle

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    5. Tinker got his handle removed years ago, don't be rude.

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  9. Tinker, what the fuck are you doing in this site anyway?

    You already know that your type is by default, hated and mocked here. So why the fuck did you ever came here?

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  10. Tinker is like a dog, he keeps returning to his vomit to sniff at it and see if anyone's given him more attention yet.

    (he has a dog face too.)

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    1. You think you're insulting ME, but really you are just insulting yourself. Some day, hopefully, you will grow up enough to realise that.

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    2. anon you're an asshole

      dogs don't steal for starters

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