And, as usual, those bastards leave us disappointed and blue-balled.
But hey, if you've ever thought of being the one to pop Pinkie Pie, this is probably the closest you are going to get. Unless, of course, you're into inflatable sex dolls from China. Which, according to our statistics, a lot of you are.
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|Oh, I see. You dicks.|
|Oh, like anyone would consider something like that. R-right?|
|No, that wasn't a typo...|
Maybe we should read on and find that the only poppin' going on here is that Pinkie Pie pops out of the cake when you win.
From the brief description given in the Amazon listing, it seems like the entire game is just players taking turns putting toy balloons on a toy cake until Pinkie Pie pops out of the cake. Whichever player's turn it was when Pinkie emerges is declared the winner
If you are interested in purchasing this game (you know, for your whatever young female family member you use as an excuse to buy merch), you can purchase it starting Currently Unavailable. But if you're looking for some kind of interactive sexual experience, this is not the game you're looking for.
Unless you want to think of Pinkie Pie popping out from the cake as a stripper thing...