In the Fall we told you the tale of Sean Johnson, the Florida man who was arrested after he bet on the wrong horse. And by that we mean he fucked it. In the clearance aisle of a Walmart. Well according to sources, he's getting off easy... And by that we mean his sentence isn't as bad as you might think.
Sean plead "No Contest" to the charges against him - which included "misdemeanor indecent exposure" and "criminal mischief". Instead of going to prison for a year (to be stuffed himself), he was ordered to pay $700 in fines. And he's also not allowed back in the Walmart obviously, and probably isn't allowed to contact the toy horse either.
At a rate of $700, the incident actually cost Sean LESS than the $980 we were quoted for a single Rainbow Dash blow-up doll, which makes him a wise investor in our books.
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