Pinkie Pie beheaded by ISIS by


"Death to the singles-getting infidels!" proclaims one member of the Inbred Saddlearabian Infidels Society or "ISIS" in a recently-released video. The video, translated by youtube captions, features a warning to all who those who stand in their way and do not offer their praise and dubs unto Celestia.

What the pair of extremists did next was horrifying, as they proceeded to decapitate a prisoner, identified as Pinkie Pie, on-camera.



The United Nations has released a statement of condemnation of ISIS's actions in the form of a strongly worded letter. The extremists reportedly hung up on the refridgerator, noting that it was "cute" and that they were impressed that the UN could color inside the lines.


The 2 extremists in the photo were identified as being former leaders of the "Anti-Brony Brotherhood" - American teenagers who were fed up with their hard lives living in the suburbs who fled the country to join ISIS. "Todd" and "Steve" left manifestos on their Facebook pages before disappearing last Fall, detailing how "fed up" they were with "fucking bronies" for constantly beating them at "Call of Duty" online. Their parent's claim it was the last time they were heard from before appearing in the video.

Todd's parents have not yet commented on the fact the video appears to be shot in their kitchen in Wisconsin.

Comments (42)

  1. And where's a link to the video?

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  2. Allahu Ackbar
    Death to bronies
    That pink pone is haram
    Je suis horsefuckers

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  3. It's adorable when people try to be funny and utterly fail on so many levels.

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    1. It's adorable when people try to be edgy and utterly fail on so many levels.

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    2. In any case, adorable is why a lot of us hooked up on pony in the first place, so it's all good.

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    3. > try and be edgy
      > failing at this being a bad thing

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  4. The hiatus clames another victim...

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  5. The joke's on them, because that was just a Pinkie clone. The real Pinkie Pie will be paying them a visit shortly for the purpose of showing them the magic of friendship.

    At the point of a knife.

    Tracy will be there too.

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    1. >implying the pink pone is not worse pony

      Death to pink pone lovin infidels

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    2. >pink pone
      >worse
      I think you misspelled fluttershit.

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    3. Imply, Anon, or IMPLODE?

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    4. I agree. Apple hack is worst pone.

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    1. Oh, yer making me blush...

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    3. What did they do to you

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    4. No thanks. I dont want to fuck myself

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    5. So... how long until a Muslim brony goes missing and is found fighting for ISIS, taking a picture of a Fluttershy toy during a beheading and uploading it on twitter?

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    6. This wont happen because this brony will be the first to be beheaded.

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    7. Anon a mouse. You Maud bro. Bronies shall unite and we will love and tolerate the shit outta you

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  7. Oh please try again you fail so hard grow up also you are so not hard core pinkie pie is awesome.

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  8. This comment section is cancer.

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  9. ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!

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  10. Jokes on you I always hated pinkie pie.

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  11. WE HAVE FOUND YOUR ARTICLE YOU HORSEFUCKER INFIDELS!!!!
    I AM THE FREEDOM FIGHTER ON THE RIGHT!
    WE HAVE ANOTHER HOSTAGE!
    HER IDENTITY WILL BE RELEASED ON /MLP/ THIS FRIDAY!
    ALLAHU ACKBAR!

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  12. #IM/MLP/ R.I.P P0n3z

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  13. THE IMPERIALISTIC DEGENERATES WILL BE DEFEATED!!! ONLY ALLAH AND THE KORAN SHALL GUIDE YOU THOUGH THE INTERNET!!!

    ALLAH MAKBAR!! ALLAH MAKBAR!! ALLAH MAKBAR!!

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  14. Oh dear. All this just seems a bit out of hand to me... I love MLP and if you've got a problem.with that then say so because I will never back down. You want them you have to go threw me first.

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  15. ALLAH AKBAR
    FOR NARNIA
    + EQUILASTRIA

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  16. These comments have successfully transmuted Gold into (Au)tism.

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  17. Pinkie is my least favorite

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  18. I just read the comments..........aaaaaannnd........I lost faith in humanity again

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    1. >implying there ever was any hope in humanity to begin with....

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  19. ALLAHU ACKBAR. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS, MUSLIM UPRISING NOW.

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  20. The saddest thing was that I demanded they showed Pinkie's decapitated head as a follow-up to that last post, and they never did.

    That trigger discipline though.

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  21. No head is best head.

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