"Joy Pony" - care for the Pony Babies...or don't.... by


Did you ever have a Tamagotchi or a Digipet back in the day? What do you mean you weren't born yet? Fine. Well anyway, we were sent a game that reminds us, quite a bit of that. 
The game is called "Joy Pony", and the goal is very simple: care for these abandoned baby Mane-6 ponies. 

More SPECIFICALLY: Care for them, or else they will die a horrific death.

On the other side of the coin, we have a second game from the same producer where the goal is...the exact opposite.



Now, this game technically was released in the Summer of 2014, but by the looks of things, it did not get much recognition outside of the Russian Pony Community, which is almost completely separate from our Western community. A cursory glance at a Youtube search and you'll see a lot of characters that you probably don't have on your keyboard.


From what we are reading, keeping the babies alive is an intense challenge, and is not to be attempted by the faint of heart. 



Like we said, from the same producer of that "game" is one that is the polar opposite in nature. It is literally called "My Little Pony Torture", another game that didn't seem to cross the language barrier until recently. The goal of the game is straight to the point: Torture the fillies.


Download THOSE at your own risk here:
http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/226507-my-little-pony-torture-game-2-eng

OR you can watch this Russian kid do it for you.

Comments (38)

  1. Very disappointed at the lack of Cheeki Breeki in these games.
    You have one job Russia.

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    1. CANADIANS HAVE WON MANY WARS AND HAVE A HUGE WAR EFFORT


      ps.im canadian

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    2. i made a video of dis and i threw up om my computer BUT BAN THIS GAME

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  2. ...The fuck, Russia?

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  3. Meh, I'm not into gore.

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  4. Fucking Russians.

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  5. "Oh, those Russians..."

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  6. Kek, the tumblrina coming here after the previous article will throw a shitfit though.

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    1. Just makes it more fun for us.

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    2. Yes it does... >:)

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  7. Welp. That went from PTSD to PTSD causer pretty damn quickly.

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  8. Damn, that´s some fucked up sick shit, the hell Russia?

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  9. Haha! You fucker American, these games are not for kids like you, it's 18+! Once again I hear that about Russia that is loose, destroy the fuck!

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  10. Вы назвали Грина русским ребёнком?! Он вовсе не ребёнок,американские твари!

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  11. Can the Pegasus ponies fly? Or is that mobile exclusive

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  12. wa-w-w......WAHT!?!? c'mon russia!

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  13. also....WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!1!11!!

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  14. YOUR JUST MEAN

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  15. the russians will kill us all. we're fucked.

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  16. Yikes.

    P.S. Is there an English version of the games? I know about some chinese cartoon games that have at least partial translations for them, so it should be possible.

    P.P.S. At least it isn't Fwuffy Pony stuff. That stuff tries way too hard.

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    1. You know what? I actually want a source for the English version of the 2nd game. The link's broken, and I can't find it. It's been removed from every link I've gone too, and the apk pure website's version is in russian and flashes popup ads every ten seconds.

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  17. don't say (fucking russian) iam in russian don't say this!!

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  18. All the links are died

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  19. The links are down...

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  20. I play this game frequently, and I was using the towel thing in bed. She sneezed. How can I do this again? This is Joy Pony

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    1. does she sneeze while she's happy? she only ever sneezed while sad (not crying or gasping), like after being slashed in the face and rubbed afterwards. i've made her sneeze a couple of times and at the same sad state she never did it again, only after she's slashed again on the same area. She only sneezes when she's wiped by the towel on the head, i think..

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  21. that's the cutest thing in my life :D

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