Danish "Drunk of the year" wears pony buttplug on red carpet by


"Last year, the reality Baben Nicole Brøggler named 'Year drunk' by Reality Awards, because she had had a BAC of 4.6." says Danish magazine Ekstra Bladet,  detailing the "Reality Awards" - a television awards show for reality and adult programs in Denmark. (Our equivalent would be the AVN's).

This year the pornstar came to the show dressed in nothing but body paint and a purple pony-tail buttplug, proving once and for all that America is behind the times with public decency values.
According to the actress, her painting took several hours, adding that she had been "painting since 11 AM". When asked "But why are you turned up as bodypainted today?"

"Because I can. I love all looking at me. It's super cool."


The pony on her stimach is a hybrid of several ponies, as it has Rainbow Dash's mane, Twilight's Ponytail, and what appears to be Firefly's coat color. 


Her back features a "tattoo" of Twilight Sparkle peeking out of her "dress".


The top of her artwork reads "My Little Porny" (yes, we know we've heard that one before).


It appears that Nicole did not maintain her titles of "Best Drunk" this year. But looking that this picture she clearly won something


She claims she will begin filming her next erotic movie next month.
See all the 2H4EQD photos we could find below.









Comments (19)

  1. Why do I really want to bang this chick only because of the pony painted on her?

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    1. I'd say his standards weren't bad. She is a butterface but the body is definitely bang-able.

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  2. How to ruin bodypaint and My Little Pony at the same time

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  3. The body paint...meh.
    The butt plug...disgusting.

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  4. The dude with the blue lips kind of looks like you Capper.

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    1. It's CapperGeneral and Carrot Top's bastard child. The poor faggot couldn't deal with being a result of an unlikely MPREG situation (and coming out of Papa Capper's ass) and transformed himself into an ever bigger faggot who somehow gets to bang a smokin hot Danish porn star.

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    2. And get aids.

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  5. >body paint
    >naked on stage
    >pony butt plug
    9/10 would bang over and over

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  6. Christ, where the fuck is this world heading these days.

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    1. Why, we are becoming more #seckspositive, anon. Hooray for #prawgressive thinking!

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  7. And that is why such people end up in the porn industry – too little IQ for anything else.

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  8. I'd say as far as pony cancer goes, this is still so much better than autistic rambling on tumblr.

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  9. "But da browneez are all fat women hating neckbearded dudebras hurr durr."
    - Retards

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  10. Okay, but when are you going to talk about Peter New being the Zodiac Killer?

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  11. She actually has a very weird looking and disgusting face and a bland blob for a body.

    1/10 would never bang.

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  12. Good work on the "open back/Twi tattoo' paint job.

    Her body is fine, but I don't think our personalities would mesh; "everyone look at me" vs. "please ignore, nothing to see".

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