China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls by


Behold, the latest, and simply greatest bootleg merch to ever hit the market. Straight out of  China, ready for ordering, is the "Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony" that you see above. That's right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls.
According to the listings here and here and here  Dash stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall and is made of PVC.


The price on the site says that one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to. 


It does appear to be one solid piece, much to the dismay of 80% of our readers, but the listing says that it IS good for parties, advertisments, or outdoor events. Seen here is a full-grown Chinese man standing next to a fully-inflated Dash doll. 


Just imagine what a great pool-toy it would make.


The company producing these also says it can do custom orders, so making other characters, or your OC IS a possibility, if you're willing to wire money directly to mainland China. 

If we do not see these beginning to show up at conventions we will be disappointed in all of you. 

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Comments (100)

  1. gimme the money and I'll take one to galacon

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  2. This is fucking ugly and I need about a dozen.

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  3. Nightmare Moon, Nightmare Rarity, and now Nightmare Dash — ouch!

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    1. Nightmare Rash, even.

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    2. BAHahahahaha. excellent.

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  4. >anthro

    Complete utter shit.

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    1. ANTHRO ALL THE THINGS

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  5. Need to fill one with helium, and then release it inside during a con.

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    1. Underrated post

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    2. Watch you dont get the clop

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  6. Very informative blog about porn sex toys i really appreciate this website for more new collection about porn visit here

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    1. Freakin' namefagging ad-bots...

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    2. I wanna f the shit out of this pony

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  7. Admit it - if the face didn't look like she lost a fight with the a 2x4, you lot would all be buying these by the dozens.

    Also, what's with the lighter patch over the crotch?

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    1. At least she didn't lose to a modded 2x4

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    2. bro, that lighter patch is where you stick your dick

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  8. No crotch tits, filthy casual.

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  9. I don't like the way it looks, I could design something better than that.

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  10. "If we do not see these beginning to show up at conventions we will be disappointed in all of you." I think there's a typo in here...

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    1. So is your mum but we still smash her

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  12. Isn't Rainbow Dash a boy? What a waste of natural resources.

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    1. Rainbow Dash is a girl. She's a very masculine girl, but she's a girl.

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  13. Why flat face and no muzzle... have they ever seen a MLP?

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    1. That's probably how they were able to avoid a C&D from Hasbro, sadly.

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    2. ppppfff!

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  14. I wanna see the poon!

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  15. HA. GAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

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  16. but can you fuck it?

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  17. How do you MOUNT this ?

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    1. I was wondering tooooo.... WHERES THE COOOZ!? I WANNA FINGER IT SO I CAN SEE WHAT TO EXPECT!

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  18. No wings. . . . .& honestly if its going to be a sex toy, it should look like the image at the top of the page where it says "horse news". . . . .all fours, paws down, ass up, tail to the side. . . . . .just sayin, if you make it more accurate you'll have a wider audience. . . . .ehehehehe

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    1. Friend, you are preaching to the choir here, I'm not a big fan of anthroshit myself.

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  19. how many holes?

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  20. Only a true warrior would mount such a mighty steed and ride it into battle.

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  21. At least the cutie mark is on both sides.. right?

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  22. But are they anatomically correct?

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  23. And this is why I'm slowly regretting becoming a brony, this community is just delving deeper and deeper into the disgusting.

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    1. "slowly regretting"
      please regret quicker this is literally an inflatable cartoon porn horse

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    2. >2015
      >only just regretting becoming a brony

      Where the fuck have you been?

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    3. This shit isn't new. This sort of thing has existed before you became a brony. Granted, the community is autism (and some are self-aware of it) but this shit shouldn't be much of a shocker when you realize people make this shit before, especially if some did it for a quick buck.

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    4. Bruh, literally, this was made in a Chinese company. For mass production. This wasn't some guy in his basement that made it (>implying that the idea wasn't had in the same place). I'm not saying people aren't gonna buy this shit, but this wasn't really our fault.

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  24. I'm a vendor working venues like fairs, parades, and trade shows and that price point is rediculous, even for a single unit shipped from Asia. Inflates are prone to rupture--1/8, even with an expert; 2/3 with a noob--and only a fool would pay more than $30 for a case of ten.

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  25. looks like American girls.

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  26. looks great guys!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GQqAnpJqA

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  27. How long before a brony marries one?

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  28. "how long before a brony marries one?" its already happened look up "brony marries twilight sparkle" I swear to god this fandom has gone to far, i mean i used to be able to live with it! STOP ALREADY. Geez

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  29. I can't Clop to this.

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  30. Fuck This Shit. But it will be better if you do the actual version (With wings and a better head)

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  31. Don't get why people are so handy. Not my thing because of the character - if it was a different character from something else I'd be interested. It's a nice idea for those who are into inflatable, as I know a lot of furries have a thing for it. The lack of wings, and the weird flat face is also a bit of a bother.
    For those looking for feral versions who don't care about the material, plushophillia modded plushes with sph parts do exist already and are in demand for ponies.
    There's nothing wrong or shameful about liking it, but definitely don't associate it with all others who like MLP, much like furries too aren't all a bunch of yiff fans. Different people like different stuff, and some folks latch onto interests which in themselves begin to turn sexual later.

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  32. From their listing
    Usage: Advertisement, parties, clubs, parks, outdoor entertainment, backyard
    One can imagine this being used for a kid's birthday party or for the advertisement of Chinese bootleg MLP toys.

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  33. Hopefully Hasbro cracks down on this....

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  34. Fucking disgusting.

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  35. >over 89000 views on this article

    Shit people

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  36. guess it was based on this https://e621.net/post/show/482301/2014-anthro-anthrofied-blue_fur-breasts-cleavage-c :^)

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    1. If it actually looked like that, i'd be on it in a heartbeat.

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  37. Want to much! I hope they come in Celestia, Fluttershy and Rarity <3

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  38. que es esa wea tan horrible

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  39. >Anthro
    >2015
    >Not even semi-anthro
    Fuck this gay earth.

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  40. no wings so it wont go away like the rest of your girlfriends

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  41. Why....WHYYYYY,!?!?!!!!!!

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  42. Its stuff like this that makes wonder why I stay in the fandom. I mean seriously, this is getting out of hand

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  43. Guys stop being so retarded.

    This is bootleg made by china, for ONCE it's not caused by us, they'd probably do another popular random cartoon character if MLP didn't exist.

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  44. My god this is some terrible quality

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  45. BLOODY HELL MY COCK IS SO ERRECT I LOVE PONY CUNT IN MY FAT FUCKING FACE YG3WEFBRNJ

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  46. ugh $550 really over priced for a gag gift.

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    1. But really underpriced for a girlfriend

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    2. Except that the average brony weighs 550 pounds. *POP*

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  47. Of all the cool stuff Hasbro has no business giving a C&D to and this slips through the cracks? The system has truly failed.

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    1. Yes, it's funny that Hasbro can't stop them.

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    2. Keep in mind that chinks rip off absolutely everything, from car designs to Disneylands. Even if this abomination got on Hasbro's radar, they couldn't do shit about it.

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  48. Bronies, China, You are all full of shit.
    I'm going to take a pistol and I'm going to shoot your miserable dick off.

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  49. Is that a tail coming out of your butt, or was someone just happy to see you?

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  50. Can I get without the lingerie and gloves? And with a vagina and asshole?

    IWTCIRD

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  51. You can't even put something in its mouth..

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  52. If someone comes here from Cracked.com .

    Realize that this website is not a REAL "bronies news" and more satirical in its reporting, and is a knockoff of 4chan itself.

    Thus, most of the reactions in both articles or comments are exagerated for kicks and fun.

    That said, have fun!

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    2. Actually, we here at Horse News are very serious and take Journalistic Integrity to heart. In fact, 3 out of our 5 editors hold degrees in journalism, and one member of our team is even a producer at a television studio! You will be hard pressed to find a more legitimate My Little Pony fan organization.

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  53. This is creepy, I'm a funeral director with mential illness, been to a phychospital 23 times and I find this to be desturbing.

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  55. Wow! this is more of a cute stuff for kids, than a sexy toy for adults, well everybody has different fetishes si its okay whatever they like to have. Just like me and my husband we are doing 3D printer designs for sex toys and we print also sex toys, more of our items are different sizes and shapes of dildos. we have tried making out with use of sex toys and we really find it more pleasurable.

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  56. this one is better

    http://hongyitoys.en.alibaba.com/productshowimg/60181646143-219332086/Factory_PVC_Inflatable_purple_Girl.html

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  58. They should make Gay sex toys like this too.

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