Behold, the latest, and simply greatest bootleg merch to ever hit the market. Straight out of China, ready for ordering, is the "Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony" that you see above. That's right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls.
The price on the site says that one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to.
It does appear to be one solid piece, much to the dismay of 80% of our readers, but the listing says that it IS good for parties, advertisments, or outdoor events. Seen here is a full-grown Chinese man standing next to a fully-inflated Dash doll.
Just imagine what a great pool-toy it would make.
The company producing these also says it can do custom orders, so making other characters, or your OC IS a possibility, if you're willing to wire money directly to mainland China.
If we do not see these beginning to show up at conventions we will be disappointed in all of you.